- Waldo Eddington - a Bookie: I saw your act a couple of years ago in Poughkeepsie.
- Professor Alphonso Alberto Corrio: Beautiful city, Sposkeepskie!
- Waldo Eddington - a Bookie: Whatever became of that cute little blonde you used to saw in half?
- Professor Alphonso Alberto Corrio: Since Vaudeville died, I just couldn't make both ends meet.
- Aunt Jane Carter: Say, what are you, a bookie?
- Waldo Eddington - a Bookie: Well, I prefer to be called a horse broker.
- Aunt Jane Carter: Hmm. It's all right with me if the horses don't mind.
- Waldo Eddington - a Bookie: Suppose you and I put our heads together.
- Aunt Jane Carter: You think they'd look well together?
- Waldo Eddington - a Bookie: What?
- Aunt Jane Carter: Never mind.
- Waldo Eddington - a Bookie: That young fellow is standing too close to Carol for my comfort.
- Aunt Jane Carter: What's wrong with him?
- Waldo Eddington - a Bookie: He's broke.
- Aunt Jane Carter: Oh, that's awful.