- Edgar Bergen: I don't think that's very funny.
- Charlie McCarthy: You don't?
- Edgar Bergen: No.
- Charlie McCarthy: Well then, why did you make me say it?
- Edgar Bergen: Oh, I see.
- Charlie McCarthy: [Aside] That kills him, yes.
- [to Bergen]
- Charlie McCarthy: Uh, you're not so clever either, Mr. Bergen.
- Edgar Bergen: Oh, I'm not?
- Charlie McCarthy: No, I can see your lips move.
- Edgar Bergen: Oh, you can?
- Charlie McCarthy: [Aside] That burns him up, you know. I'll hear about this when I get home.
- Edgar Bergen: Yes, you will.
- [pause]
- Edgar Bergen: Well, I'm sorry about that.
- Charlie McCarthy: Will you watch it, please?
- Edgar Bergen: I will watch it, yes.
- Charlie McCarthy: Yes, it spoils the illusion. After all, there's no use of both of us being dummies.