A partial updating of the Cinderella story. When the fairy godmother is late, Cinderella calls the police, who put out an APB and find her in a bar. Her first attempt at turning the pumpkin (canned) and mice into a coach produces Santa. Cinderella gets to the ball (in a stagecoach) and meets Prince Charming Egghead. They dance, and spend some quality time on the balcony. Midnight, dropped slipper, and all that; Egghead finds her house with the help of some neon signs, but all that's there is a note that she got tired of waiting and went to a Warner Bros. show. She pops up from the audience, and they head off to the tenth row together. Written by
Jon Reeves <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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Characters jump out of, and back into the audience. Cinderella and Egghead go through the "iris out" in order to join the audience and watch the newsreel. See more
Edited from The Blow Out
She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain
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