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Cash and Carry (1937) Poster

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Moe: The treasure, we found it!

Larry: Now Jimmy can get his operation!

Curly: There's enough here for all of us to have an operation!

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Curly: [after finding money hidden in a can on the scrap metal pile] I didn't know they put money up in cans!

Moe: Well, they don't!

Curly: Sure, see?

[points at label, "canned corn"]

Curly: Canned coin!

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[the Stooges all look at a map marked "Walla Walla"]

Moe: Walla Walla with an "X."

Curly: I know! "X" marks the spot where the treasure is buried! It's in the Walla.

Moe: But there's two Wallas.

Curly: Certainly! There's a Walla, and there's a Walla over there.

Larry: Which one's it buried in?

Moe: It makes no difference, we'll each take a Walla.

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Moe: And when they told us the money was yours, you could've knocked us down with a gold bar! And that's the whole story, Mr. President, s'help me!

President Roosevelt: I see. Well, Jimmy, I shall arrange personally for your operation.

Jimmie: Thank you, Mr. President.

President Roosevelt: And as for you gentlemen, in view of the extenuating circumstances, I find it possible to extend to you executive clemency.

Curly: Oh, no! Please, not that!

[Moe stomps his foot]

Curly: Ow!

Moe: Mr. President means we're free!

Curly: No!

Moe: Yeah!

Curly: Gee, Mr. President, you're a swell guy!

Moe: You said it!

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Con-Man: Pardon me, gentlemen, how would you like to get in on our deal where you can make thousands?

Curly: That ain't enough, we gotta make five hundred dollars!

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Con-Man: This is the house I was telling you about, boys. A treasure was buried there by Captain Kidd's kid.

Curly: No kiddin'!

Con-Man: That's right!

Curly: Oh boy!

Con-Man: Just a minute! You have to pay us $200 for the privilege of digging it up!

Curly: Two hundred?

Con-Man: Two hundred or nothin'.

Curly: Oh, we'll take it for nothin'!

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Moe: Why are you keeping your money layin' around in cans for? Why don't you put it in a bank?

Jimmie: Will a bank give it back to us?

Curly: Oh, sure! They didn't use to, but now they do!

Larry: And when you take it out they give you some more! I had a dollar once...

Moe: That's enough.

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Moe: What's the idea of movin' into our apartment?

Larry: Come on beat it.

Jimmie: I'm sorry, Mister. Sis and I didn't know anyone lived here so we just moved in but we'll get out by the way.

Curly: Hey, where's your father?

Jimmie: We ain't got no father. Just Sis and I.

Moe: Wait a minute, son. We made a mistake, this ain't our house, we didn't have any curtains. Go on sit down and do your homework.

Jimmie: Oh, thank you.

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Moe: There's sixty-two bucks there. How long do we have to wait before it swells to 500?

Bank Teller: Sixty-two dollars?

Moe: Yes, sir.

Bank Teller: [Checking his chart] That'll take you 104 years, six months, and 17 days.

Moe: Oh, we can't wait that long.

Curly: Why not?

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Jimmie: [Doing his homework] I'm stuck. How much is six and six?

Moe: Well... hey, you help him.

Curly: Six and six? Don't tell me. Two sixes. Hmmm! Boxcars!

Jimmie: Boxcars?

Curly: Yeah, it looks like two lumps of sugar with smallpox. You throw it up against...

Moe: Hey, wait a minute. What are you trying to learn the kid?

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Moe: [When they try to start the car, it explodes sending the engine flying up in the air] Get under it! Grab that motor!

Curly: I'll get it. Don't worry.

[the engine hits the ground so hard it makes a crater]

Curly: Woo woo!

Moe: Why didn't you catch it?

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Moe: Remind me to kill you later.

Curly: I'll make a note of it... I ain't got a pencil.

Moe: I changed my mind. I'm gonna do it now!

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