Three Men on a Horse (1936)

Allen Jenkins: Charlie

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• Charlie : I got more goose pimples than a stucco wall.

• Frankie : Gee, I wish Patsy would show up. Maybe he's got a horse.

  Charlie : Well, if he has, he stole it off a merry-go-round.

• Frankie : Say, where is Patsy anyway?

  Charlie : He went out to liquidate.

  Frankie : Huh? It's taken him a long time, ain't it?

• Charlie : One of them loan shark guys.

  Frankie : He don't look to me like the intellectual type either.

• Patsy : Listen, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

  Charlie : The horse's I've been playing for the last three weeks ain't had no mouths - at least from the view I got 'em.

• Charlie : How'd you do Mabel?

  Mabel : Not so good at all, when you think that I hocked every stitch I own, except this dress I have on. I kept it not because it was so good. But, because I thought I'd be a little conspicuous comin' home without it, you know.

• Patsy : We had a long talk, Erwin and I, and I'm convinced the guy's a genius.

  Charlie : He looks screwy to me.

  Patsy : Listen, don't you know there's only a fine line between bein' screwy and bein' a genius?

  Charlie : Yeah, I know it. But, does Erwin?

• Erwin Trowbridge : I gotta go. Mr. Carver will be most annoyed. He employs me.

  Charlie : Erwin! Do you want your boss to see you in that disgusting condition?

  Erwin Trowbridge : Oh, dear. Am I disgusting?

  Patsy : Revolting!

  Erwin Trowbridge : I'm sorry.

  Patsy : Aw, have another drink and forget it. None of us is purfect.

• Charlie : [on the phone]  The point is, Erwin was took sick on his way to the office. - Yeah, terrible sick. He's in a drug store now. - Who, me? - Oh, I'm the pharamcis -cis - I'm the - I'm the soda jerk.

• Charlie : He says it's hunky-dory with him, Erwin. And frankly, he says to take care of yourself. And if you didn't feel like comin' in for a couple of days, that'd be jake too!

• Charlie : Aw, you can trust Mabel. I never could get nowheres with her.

  Patsy : What?

  Charlie : I mean if I tried.