The Princess Comes Across (1936)
Lady Gertrude Allwyn: The story is from a novel entitled Lavender and Old Lace, but the name of the cinema has been changed to... um... She Done Him Plenty.
Film Man: Have you a favorite movie star, Princess?
Princess Olga: Oh, yah yah.
Film Man: Would it be a male star?
Princess Olga: Oh sure.
Film Man: If the question isn't too personal, the name?
Princess Olga: Vee tell you. Mickey Moose-y.
Lady Gertrude Allwyn: What is that?
Princess Olga: Why it's one of those things, you know, one of those come-to-you go-from-you things.
Lady Gertrude Allwyn: A concertina. And very vulgar. A definite symbol of the lower classes. Put the thing on the floor and it crawls.
Lady Gertrude Allwyn: My dear, I am an old woman. I have travelled at home and abroad, and NEVER, NEVER have I known any good to come out of a concertina.
Princess Olga: Scram.
King Mantell: What did you say?
Princess Olga: Oh... Scrom. In Sweeden, it means the interview is ended.
Princess Olga: Poor, dear Uncle Rudy. Somebody was always shooting at him.
Morevitch: In my country, they shoot at everybody's uncle.
King Mantell: Your Highness, there's something wrong with your tub.
Princess Olga: Vat?
King Mantell: Yes, you see, the water runs in and it runs out, but the trouble is it runs out faster than it runs in. I discovered it this morning when I was trying to take a bath. It can only draw about that much water
[his fingers show an inch]
King Mantell: and you can't take a bath with that much water
[shows an inch again]
Princess Olga: Vell, if you're a ploomb-er, why don't you fix it?
King Mantell: Well, I'm not a ploomb-er, uh, I mean, a plumber, but I think I could fix it. Have you got a screwdriver?
Lady Gertrude Allwyn: A screwdriver? Her Highness is not in the habit of going around with a screwdriver on her person.
Princess Olga: [to Mantell] Please go avay.
King Mantell: Well, I was only trying to help, but may I suggest that when you want to take a bath, you should take a shower.
King Mantell: Of course, there's always the ocean.
Princess Olga: [dropping her phony Swedish accent] I'd like to smack that guy right in the kisser.
Princess Olga: Oh, my poof!
[fishing out her sopping wet powder puff]
King Mantell: Your what?
Princess Olga: My powder poof! It is vet!
[squeezing it out onto his shoes]