Our Relations (1936)

Daphne Pollard: Mrs. Daphne Hardy

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Quotes 

• Alice : [At Denker's Beer Garden]  Joe, who are these men?

  Joe Grogan : When they were here before, they called themselves Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : [Slaps the table]  That's all I want to know!

  [to Ollie] 

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Pay the check and let's get outta here.

  Alice : Yes, pay it! We've been waiting two hours for you to bail us out. Bye-bye, baby face!

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : So, you went to a Punch and Judy show, huh!

• Mrs. Daphne Hardy : [Stops the desert cart]  Pardon me.

  [to Laurel] 

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Hey you, give me a hand.

  [They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake] 

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : One, two, three.

  [... and drop it on Hardy's head] 

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Happy Birthday, to you.

  Alf Laurel : This isn't his birthday?

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Never the less - Many Happy Returns. Come on, Betty, this is final!

  [Storms off with Betty Laurel] 

  Bert Hardy : What did you want to go help her for?

  Alf Laurel : Well I didn't know what she was going to do.

  Bert Hardy : That's right, you wouldn't.

• Alice : [to Ollie]  Say, listen big boy, I don't think much of your taste. Ditching us for a couple of old frumps like these!

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : I beg your pardon! Do you know who you're talking to?

  Alice : Ah, sit down old lady, before you fall apart.

  [Sits down on Ollie's lap] 

  Alice : Now listen, cutie, I don't think that was very nice of you to walk out and leave us sitting here.

  Ollie : [Stands up]  I beg your pardon, madame, but just what do you mean?

• Finn : The last time I saw them they had no clothes on.

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : They had no clothes on? Who is this man?

  Ollie : I don't know, Mommy, he's an absolute stranger to us, isn't he?

  Stan : He certainly is! Who am I - eh, you?

• Ollie : But, Momma, let me explain.

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Don't ever speak to me again - you overstuffed Casanova!

• Mrs. Betty 'Bubbles' Laurel : Stan and Oliver have been arrested. And they haven't any clothes on! And they've taken them to the police station. Oh!

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : Oh, this is a fine state of affairs!

• Alice : Well, sit down and have a drink.

  Bert Hardy : We will as soon as we get rid of these two old battle-axes.

  Alf Laurel : Yeah, we'll soon get rid of them.

  [the two old battle-axes walk up behind them] 

  Alice : Is that so!

  Bert Hardy : Oh, we want you to meet the two girls we met this afternoon.

  Alf Laurel : Yeah, Lily and Alice.

  Mrs. Daphne Hardy : I know all about them - you ungrateful hound!