Movie Maniacs (1936)
Curly: How are we gonna get in pictures? We don't know nothin' about makin' movies!
Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: I quit!
Moe: You can't quit.
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: Why not?
Moe: You're fired.
Curly: Hey, you can't fire him.
Moe: Why not?
Curly: He quit.
[Moe slaps him]
Moe: Boy, this picture business is tougher to get into to than I figured.
Larry: Don't worry, a bad beginning is a good ending.
Curly: Soitenly! If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' til you do suck seed.
Moe: Cut, cut, cut. You ain't shooting the picture right.
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: Why, what's the matter with it?
Moe: There's no action. It was no good from the first kiss.
Director Cecil Z. Sweinhardt: Kiss? What do you know about kisses?
Moe: [turns to Curly] Tell him what we know about kisses.
Moe: That's enough!