- Charlie: Young lady, I fine you 90 dollars.
- Miss O'Grady: Hah! That's a cinch. I got the 90 dollars right here in my stocking.
- Charlie: Uh-huh. Well, now reach down in the other stocking and get the 90 days that goes with it.
- Charlie: Let's play Post Office.
- Secretary: Post Office? Why that's a child's game.
- Charlie: Not the way I play it!
- Charlie: Do your eyes bother you?
- Secretary: Why, no.
- Charlie: They don't? Well, they bother me!