Hoi Polloi (1935)
Prof. Richmond: Can you spell cat?
Prof. Richmond: Spell it!
Curly: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y, pussy.
Larry: Oh, see the cat. Does the mouse see that cat? Yeah, the dirty rat!
Moe: Now then gentlemen. Remember your etiquette.
[Slaps Larry and Curly]
Larry: What's that for?
Curly: We didn't do nothin'!
Moe: That's in case you do when I'm not around.
Moe: [the Stooges reluctantly agree to be gentlemen] You know it'll break the old man's heart but you gotta drop on us.
Larry: It'll disgrace us for life.
Curly: I won't be able to look at my children in the face.
Nichols' daughter: Oh, your dancing is atrocious!
Larry: Oh, thank you. I couldn't dance a step last year.
Larry: Hey, where's your dignity?
Moe: Spread out.
Larry: Where's your dignity?
Moe: [Slaps Larry] There it is.
Moe: My dear fellows, this is our punishment for associating with the hoi polloi.
Prof. Richmond: Well here's your check Professor Nichols, you certainly won the wager.
Prof. Nichols: Oh that's very nice. Please forgive me Mrs. Richmond, knowing you with these rowdies.
Mrs. Rich: What do you mean rowdies? Spread out!
[Slaps him on the face]
Prof. Richmond: Do you realize you men have assaulted us?
Prof. Nichols: I'll call the police!
Moe: Now, listen, mister. Listen, I can explain the whole thing.
Moe: You stay out of this!
[Moe slaps Curly]
Moe: And you too.
[Moe slaps Larry]
Larry: I didn't say nothing!
Moe: Well, that was in case you do.