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Alibi Ike (1935) Poster

(1935)

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Cap: Good pitchers don't turn up every four years like Presidents.

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Reporter: Well, Cap, what's your idea about the club this season?

Cap: You couldn't send my ideas about this club through the mail.

Reporter: [laughs] So, you don't think they look so promising. eh?

Cap: [Sarcastically] Sure, they look promising. Promising to finish eighth!

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Frank X. Farrell: [Sticking his head in the bathroom] Is this the men's washroom?

Cap: You'd be in a fine spot if it wasn't, wouldn't yuh?

Frank X. Farrell: [laughs] That's why I looked first. I wanted to be sure.

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Frank X. Farrell: [to Bess in reference to Dolly] Promise? Say, I'd promise anything. Why, I'd get down on my knees right now if I didn't have water on the knee.

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Frank X. Farrell: [to Cap] You know, it isn't easy pitchin' out there in a night shirt even if it is a night game.

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Frank X. Farrell: [Talking on the phone] Hello, hello, operator! Hello, get me the tailor again! The tailor! The what? Alright then, get me the valet. I want my pants! My pants! He must be there, he's got my pants! Listen, listen, operator, I've got to meet somebody and I need those pants!

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Frank X. Farrell: Hey, what is this, anyway?

Lefty Crawford: This is a Christmas party and we're playing Santa Claus.

Frank X. Farrell: What do you mean, Santa Claus?

Lefty Crawford: Oh, quit kidding. We're giving you a choice. We're either going to fill your stocking or your coffin! Understand? Now, we're giving you a big opportunity. You can be a rich young man if you're smart.

Frank X. Farrell: Tryin' to bribe me, is that the idea? Well, there's not a chance. I can't be bought. Not a chance.

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Lefty Crawford: Alright. You'll have your money just before the game. Only, don't forget! We'll be watching every move you make.

Frank X. Farrell: Ha-ha-ha. What do you think I am, a fan dancer?

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Cap: Alright, alright, you fellas, now go on, get back to work. I'll take care of this cuckoo!

[to Farrell, who has driven his car out on the ball field]

Cap: Now, get this thing out of here!

Frank X. Farrell: Hey, wait a minute mister. I guess you don't realize who I am?

Cap: Sure I do. You're Dizzy Dean but you've had your face lifted to fool the batters.

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