Woman Haters (1934)

Walter Brennan: Train Conductor

Quotes 

• Train Conductor : [punches the train ticket]  There. Say, what's that button that you wear? 'W.H.', what can that be?

  Jack : Woman Haters.

  Train Conductor : Oh, I see.

  Tom : That's our organization.

  Jack : Why?

  Train Conductor : It appeals to me somehow.

  Jack : Would you like to join?

  Train Conductor : Yes, sir!

  Tom : Okay, we'll initiate you now!

  [Poses the conductor's right arm to his side, takes his hat off, closes the conductor's eyes by waving his palm over them, and gives him a pretend "eye poke" on the forehead] 

  Tom : I now pronounce you a member of the Woman Haters' Club!

  [puts a badge on the conductor's coat] 

• Jim : Now let me out of here.

  Jack : You stay where you are! I'll find out what's going on in the next car.

  Jim : I insist! You stay here, I gotta go!

  Jack : You insist?

  Jim : Yes, I insist!

  Jack : Oh, is that so?

  Jim : Listen, I know how to handle her. I've done it before!

  Jack : You give me the works before. You can't do it no more!

  Jim : You'll make me mad, I'm losing my temper. I'm warning you!

  Jack : So you're trying to bulldoze me? What are you gonna do?

  Jim : You'll make me mad, I'm losing my temper! Come on, get out of my way!

  Jack : No, I won't get out of your way! Right here is where I'll stay!

  Jim : A wise guy, eh?

  Train Conductor : Say! What's the idea of this rough stuff? I've stood enough guff from you two, now you behave!

  Jim : Well, we weren't gonna bother anybody, mister. We're just a couple of--

  [Jim and Jack run from the observation deck to inside the car]