- John 'Dad' Sutton: If my boy Dick were here...
- Tom 'Dad' Waldon: Your boy, Dick. You're always bringing up your boy, Dick. What would he do with that bunch of hoodlums?
- John 'Dad' Sutton: I bet you a hundred he'd lick 'em singled-handed.
- Tom 'Dad' Waldon: Yeah, a regular Texas terror.
- John 'Dad' Sutton: Yeah!
- Tom 'Dad' Waldon: Why don't you send for him and see what he'll do?
- John 'Dad' Sutton: I'll do 'er! Give me a pencil and paper.
- [Pedro outfits Dick to look like a Mexican]
- Pedro - Dick's Sidelick: Mexican hat - make you look very tough.
- Dick Sutton: Oh, swell!
- Pedro - Dick's Sidelick: Here's gun. Make you bad man, eh?
- Dick Sutton: Oh, that's fine!
- Pedro - Dick's Sidelick: Lookee here.
- [Pedro hands Dick some Mexican-styled clothing]
- Dick Sutton: How do you say, "Senior"?
- Pedro - Dick's Sidelick: No! No senior. *Senor*!
- Dick Sutton: Oh, *senor*.
- Pedro - Dick's Sidelick: Mexican-style. Very good.
- Pedro - Dick's Sidelick: Now, senor, you look like a Texas terror.
- Dick Sutton: Now, senor, you watch.
- [last lines]
- Dick Sutton: Senorita...
- Elsie Waldon: Now that you've saved Hardpan's mine, you have got to quit being a bad Spanish boy.
- Dick Sutton: Well then, I'll be a gay caballero.