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Men in Black (1934) Poster

(1934)

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Dr. Moe HowardDr. Curly HowardDr. Larry Fine: For duty and humanity!

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Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 67?

Dr. Moe Howard: Under the bed!

Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 73?

Dr. Larry Fine: Up on the chandelier.

Dr. Graves: What did you do for him?

Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us?

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PA announcer: Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!

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Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Dr. Moe Howard: Yes, that's true.

Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don't the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses?

Dr. Curly Howard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! That's a pippin!

Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, I know what a pippin is.

Dr. Larry Fine: You do, eh? What's a pippin?

Hiccupping Nurse: Uh, a pippin is an apple with a skin on the outside.

Dr. Moe Howard: Did you ever see an apple with a skin on the inside?

Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, sure I did.

Dr. Larry Fine: You did?

Hiccupping Nurse: Uh-huh.

Dr. Larry Fine: Where?

Hiccupping Nurse: In homemade apple pie.

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Dr. Moe Howard: How is she, doctor?

Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope.

Dr. Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter?

Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma.

Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!

[sees the Stooges]

Tiny Patient: Geeze, the joint's haunted!

Dr. Moe Howard: How old are you?

Tiny Patient: I'm 35.

Dr. Curly Howard: Na, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years.

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Tiny Patient: Say, doctor, do you really think I'm gonna get better?

Dr. Moe Howard: I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid you are.

Tiny Patient: Oh, thanks, doctor. You don't know how I really appreciate it.

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Dr. Larry Fine: [Holding a knife in the operating room] Wait a minute. Let's plug him, and see if he's ripe.

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Dr. Larry Fine: Doctor! We're mighty proud of you. You've done a wonderful thing for humanity. And when we leave here, we're going right down to the president's office and...

Dr. Curly Howard: We won't say a word about it.

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PA announcer: [Closing lines: After the Stooges tear the loudspeaker apart and shoot the still-working part] Oy, you got me!

Dr. Moe HowardDr. Curly HowardDr. Larry Fine: For duty and humanity!

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