- Edna the Maid: [opening the door] Yes, Mam?
- Sandra Hamilton: Tell your mistress, the Fuller Brush woman is here.
- Edna the Maid: I don't think we need...
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: Who is it, Edna?
- Sandra Hamilton: The woman from your man's past.
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: Who are you?
- Sandra Hamilton: Sandra. I tell fortunes and everything.
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: Well of all the nerve, coming up here unannounced...
- Sandra Hamilton: Nerve? Yeah, I got that too. I had the man, you're going to marry.
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: Oh, I see. You're the ex?
- Sandra Hamilton: Right, first time, sister. Send you're shadow here for a spot of gin. You're going to need it.
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: I never drink.
- [to the maid]
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: You may go, Edna.
- Sandra Hamilton: Cigarette?
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: I never smoke.
- Sandra Hamilton: Before I get through with you, Baby, you're gonna burn.
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: Will you kindly state your business and go.
- Sandra Hamilton: OK. Hamilton faked a Wall Street crash and cut my alimony in half. See?
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: No, I don't see.
- Sandra Hamilton: Well, he cut my alimony in half, just the same. And now that he's in the money, it's up you to get him to put it back where it was.
- Phyllis Van Kamp aka Fanny Malone: How dare you suggest such a thing? How dare you even intimate that I should become a party to such a sordid scheme?
- Sandra Hamilton: Sit down, Fanny Malone!
- [Fanny meekly sits down]