[Resisting the suggestion that his son go to college instead of going to work at Kalness' factory
I never saw a college man yet who was worth his salt - freshman year or any other year!
Aren't you being a bit severe on colleges, Mr. Kalness?
"Colleges"? We don't have 'em any more. Big athletic institutions. Football teams. Baseball teams. Crews, swimmers, hockey players. Tiddlywinks teams for all I know. Careening around the country to get their pictures in the paper!