- Clarence: What are you trying to do, get me killed?
- Cousin Walter: Get you killed? No, you sap. I'm trying to get you Betty.
- Clarence: Oh, but he might shoot me.
- Cousin Walter: Well, what of it? You'll never know it.
- Clarence: Huh?
- Cousin Walter: Boy, would that ever put him in a tough spot?
- Clarence: Put him in a tough spot?
- Clarence: Aw, why didn't you wear spurs?
- Cousin Walter: I have a spur.
- Clarence: Well, why only one?
- Cousin Walter: Well, I feel if I can get one side of the horse going, the other side'll just come right along.
- Clarence: Gosh, I wish I could ride like Gordon. When he rides, he's part of the horse.
- Cousin Walter: Umm, yes. And I know which part.