- Dolores: Sing to me!
- Willy Nilly: How about "One Hour with You"?
- Dolores: Sure! But first--sing to me!
- Hercules Glub: You speak-um English?
- Indian Chief: Not terribly fluently. I was at Oxford for four years, and while I'm fairly conversant with the classics, my ear has not yet become attuned to your Americanisms.
- Willy Nilly: What do you think of the Einstein theory?
- Hercules Glub: The Einstein theory? They'll never be able to enforce it.
- Chow-Chow: I wish I were in China by my wife. Who I hate.