Their First Mistake (1932)
Stanley: Well, I'll be seeing you.
Oliver: Where are you going?
Stanley: Just going down...
Oliver: Well you can't leave me alone here with this child.
Oliver: Why? Well you're just as much responsible for it as I am.
Stanley: What have I got to do with it?
Oliver: What have you got to do with it? What have YOU got to do with it? Why, you were the one who wanted me to have a baby, and now that you've gotten me into this trouble, you want to walk out and leave me flat.
Stanley: But I don't know anything about babies.
Oliver: Well, you should have thought of that before we got it.
Stanley: I don't wanna get mixed up in this thing. I've got my future, my career to think of.
Oliver: Your career? What about me? What will my friends say? Why, I'll be ostracized.
Stanley: Well I'm not going to lose my hook, line and sinker.
Oliver: So, you're going to desert me, just when I need you most?
[Stan heads for the door, Ollie runs and beats him to it]
Oliver: You're not leaving this room!
Stanley: The baby's crying.
Oliver: Of course he's crying. Will you put that floor lamp over here!
Stanley: But it won't reach.
Oliver: Certainly it won't reach. You have to pull the plug out of the socket. Here
[hands him baby's milk bottle]
Stanley: [immediately starts drinking from it]
Oliver: [grabs the cord and literally yanks it so hard that the socket casing comes out of the wall. A wierd noise is heard and a second later the socket casing hits him in the nose!] Ooooh!
Stanley: [startled spits out the milk he was drinking. The door phone starts ringing]
Oliver: [while making his way to the phone] Will you see if you can keep that baby quiet.
[answers the phone]
Oliver: How do you expect us to keep this baby quiet with you ringing the phone!
[slams the reciver down so hard, that the phone nearly comes off the wall]
Oliver: She says I think more of you than I do of her.
Stanley: Well you do, don't you?
Oliver: Well, we won't go into that...
Oliver: What are you putting that cotton in your ears for?
Stanley: If I make a noise, I won't be able to hear it.