- Professor James Moriarty: Gentlemen, I regret to say the rope which will hang me has not yet been made! You yourself, Mr Erskine, will hang before I hang. Colonel Gore-King, you are sure to die before I die. And as for Sherlock Holmes, I shall be alive to see his disgrace and death!
- Sherlock Holmes: There is no doubt about the bravery of the London police, but they're unarmed, and you can't fight machine guns with a tin whistle!
- George: He offered to mind the place for me!
- Man in Pub: Well, I think that was very nice of him.
- George: You don't understand. This is one of them what they call in America, one of them... er... What's those things they use when they play tennis?
- Man in Pub: White trousers?
- George: No. A racket!
- George: None of your lip. I don't like your face and I don't like your tone. Now get out of here before I have you put up.
- Homer Jones: OK, sweetheart!
- George: Now don't get familiar. My name's George.
- Homer Jones: [threateningly] I'll be seein' ya!
- George: Not if I see you first!