Pack Up Your Troubles (1932)
Oliver: Where have you been all day?
Stan: I went all the way to Poughkipsee...
Stan: ...yeah, and that ain't them.
[shows Ollie a box of Smith Brothers cough drops]
Oliver: This is your son's baby.
Eddie "Steamboat": Oh, blackmailers, huh?
[punches Ollie in the face]
Oliver: What do we do with this stuff?
Cook: What do you think you do with it? Take it to the General.
Oliver: Well, looks like we're in it. Gee, I wish I could go.
Stan: Go where?
Oliver: Why to war!
Stan: Why can't ya go?
Oliver: There you are, I knew you'd take that selfish attitude. I'd go in a minute if it wasn't for my flat feet!
Oliver: [to drill sergeant, after another troop has marched by in perfect unison] Why don't you have *us* do like that?
Policeman: Who are these gentlemen looking for?
Eddie's baby: Mr. Smith.
Policeman: And where does he live?
Eddie's baby: Who?
Mr. Smith: [pointing out the window to the lunch wagon] And is that part of your business?
Oliver: Part of it? Why, that's *all* of it.
Mr. Smith: [laughs uproariously] To lend you money on that, I'd have to be unconscious!
Cook: Well... if it ain't the snitchers.
[bends knife back causing it to make SFX]
Cook: I've got my knife.
[chases Laurel & Hardy]