One Way Passage (1932)
Hong Kong Bartender: [mixing a very complex drink] I haven't made one of these since the fourth of July. I was making one when the quake hit Frisco. Believe me friend, I wouldn't go to all this trouble for any of these foreigners. Uh, uh, gotta wait a minute to let the oil sink in. There you are partner, you can tell your grandchildren about that one.
Dan: [before Dan can take a sip, the contents of the glass are knocked out of his hand by Joan backing into him] Say what in the name of...
Joan: Why... I'm so sorry.
Dan: I'm so glad.
Joan: Such a beautiful drink too.
Dan: Yes, paradise cocktail. Seem to be a few drops left.
Joan: [prophetically] Always the most precious, the last few drops. That's luck.
Dan: Yes, my name is Dan.
Joan: Mine's Joan.
Dan: Hello Joan.
Joan: Hello Dan.
Dan: May we, errr, drink to our meeting?
Joan: We should. Here's... here's hail and farewell.
Dan: Well that seems a bit ruthless?
Dan: Let's say
[hears toast from the German bar]
Dan: auf wiedersehen
Joan: Auf wiedersehen
[Dan smashes his glass on the bar; Joan does likewise]
Skippy: Quick, bartender! Gimme a drink! Quick, before the fight begins!
Bartender #2: Yes, sir! Here you are, sir.
[the bartender pours a drink. Skippy downs it, while looking over his shoulder frantically]
Skippy: Good, gimme another one! Quick, before the fight begins!
[the bartender pours another drink. Skippy downs it quickly]
Bartender #2: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What fight?
Skippy: The fight between you and me. I can't pay for these drinks!
[He stumbles away, laughing drunkenly]
Bartender #1: I'll be glad when this thing's over.
Bartender #2: You telling me. These holidays are dynamite.
Bartender #1: [sound of breaking glass] Hey lookout for them glasses with your elbows.
Bartender #2: I never touched any glasses.
[the camera pans to two broken glass stems on the bar which vanish. Fade out]
Betty: I've been busy.
Skippy: Oh sure, with that copper! You know, I think you're falling for him.
Betty: He's not such a bad guy.
Skippy: Oh sure, copper-lover! Falling for the law. The fox, falling in love with the hounds. I'm ashamed of you. I tell you, that guys no good.
Betty: Now, wait a minute. His racket's on the other side of the fence but he's playing it on the up-and-up. He's 100% copper just the same as you're 100% thief. And you know yourself, 100% puts you at the head of the class.