- Eddie Williams aka Don Sebastian II: [after Rosalie drops the key down her dress] ...the key to the whole situation somewhere between Tijuana and the border!
- Gonzales: Are you going to Mexico to live?
- Eddie Williams aka Don Sebastian II: Yes - if I don't go to Mexico, I won't live.
- Gonzales: What's wrong with you? Your eyes? You need glasses?
- Eddie Williams aka Don Sebastian II: Yeah, with beer in em.
- Eddie Williams aka Don Sebastian II: I was gonna tell you the one about my uncle. He fell down the well. You know what happened? He kicked the bucket.