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(1932)

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Ollie: Get this house cleaned up! Do you know that my wife will be home at noon!

Stan: Say, what do you think I am? Cinderella? If I had any sense I'd walk out on you.

Ollie: Well it's a good thing you haven't any sense!

Stan: It certainly is!

Ollie: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Stan: I couldn't make it. I was bitten by a dog.

Ollie: I can't understand you. Spell it.

Stan: A dog bit me. B-I-it me. Bit me.

Ollie: Where?

Stan: [Rolls up sleeve and puts the telephone to the injured area] They had to take me to the hospital last night and they said I might have hydrophosphates.

Ollie: Do you realise that this is the only suit I've got left? It's enough to make a man burst out crying.

[Stan starts to cry]

Ollie: Shut Up! Don't you realise my wife will be home at noon?

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Ollie: Listen, I'm in a slight predicament. My wife's coming home at noon today unexpectedly. And just look at this house.

Stan: [sees the mess] What's the matter with it?

Ollie: What's the matter with it? You never met my wife, have you?

Stan: Yes, I never did.

Ollie: What do you mean "Yes I never did"?

[shows him wedding photo]

Ollie: That's my wife.

Stan: Isn't she sweet.

Ollie: Charming.

Stan: Where is your wife?

Ollie: She's in Chicago with her mother.

Stan: Is she having a nice time?

Ollie: Sure she's having a nice time, she's been gone for more than a week, I- I don't care whether she's having a nice time or not! What I mean is that if she comes home and sees the house like this, she'll know that I've been throwing a wild party!

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Ollie: [shouts] Hello!

Mrs. Hardy: Don't you yell at me. I'm not deaf!

Ollie: Oh, hello, honey baby. Where are you?

Mrs. Hardy: Where am I? I'm down here at the railroad station. And if I stay here much longer they'll put me in the roundhouse.

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