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[referring to a "half-man/half-woman" who has given Hercules an alluring look]

Roscoe: I think she likes you - but he don't.

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Freaks: We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!

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Hercules: They're going to make you one of them, my peacock!

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Roscoe: [whenever he asks only one of the two Siamese twins to stay, and the twins have to leave together] You always use that as a excu-excuse, an alib-b-b-bi.

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Frieda: I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show.

Hans: Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman.

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Phroso: Schlitze your a real man,s woman.

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Hans: Dummkopf! What have you on your shoulders for heads? Swiss cheese?

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Hans: Give me that little black bottle.

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Hans: Are you laughing at me?

Cleopatra: Why no, monsieur.

Hans: Thanks, I'm glad.

Cleopatra: Why should they laugh at you?

Hans: Most big people do, they don't realize that I'm a man with the same feelings they have.

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Frieda: It wasn't your fault, it was only the bottle you wanted.

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Roscoe: I'm not going to have my wife laying in bed half the day with one of your hangovers.

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Cleopatra: [playing with Frieda's skirt] Nice, nice.

Frieda: [pokes at her with her wand] Don't, don't.

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