Roscoe:
[whenever he asks only one of the two Siamese twins to stay, and the twins have to leave together] You always use that as a excu-excuse, an alib-b-b-bi.
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Frieda:
I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show.
Hans:
Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman.
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Hans:
Are you laughing at me?
Cleopatra:
Why no, monsieur.
Hans:
Thanks, I'm glad.
Cleopatra:
Why should they laugh at you?
Hans:
Most big people do, they don't realize that I'm a man with the same feelings they have.
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