- Reilly: Ask him about sex appeal by television.
- George Moxley: By television?
- Reilly: Yes.
- George Moxley: I'll tell you right now, it'll never prove a popular method.
- Reilly: Look, why don't you fellows tank up?
- George Moxley: No thanks, I'm not drinking.
- Reilly: Cooper?
- Dick Cooper: No, no.
- Reilly: Say, what is this, a gag?
- George Moxley: No, he's doing it for the wife and kidneys.
- Miss Stevens: Where you from?
- Miss Bauman: Jefferson High School.
- Miss Stevens: What do you want to interview Mr. Roberts about?
- Miss Bauman: Oh, you know, how he lives and where he goes and what he thinks about.
- Miss Stevens: My dear, you think they would print THAT in a high school paper?
- Miss Stevens: [picks up ringing phone] Mr. Robert's office... No, madam, he isn't in... Oh, you're not a madam? Well, of course, I couldn't tell from here... No, Mr. Roberts doesn't send out any photographs... What do you look like?... Oh, you do? Well, why don't you send him one? Goodbye.
- Miss Stevens: We'll both save time if you dictate that stuff.
- Alvin Roberts: You know I'm not good at dictating.
- Miss Stevens: Well, what are you good at? You're certainly no good at typing.
- Alvin Roberts: Well, I would be if I could find the H. Where's the H? Q, W, E, R... never mind, I got it.
- [Types a letter]
- Alvin Roberts: Oh, nuts. Where's the X?
- Alvin Roberts: [on phone] Let me have Constance Connor's room, please... Hello. Hello, Constance Connor?
- Constance Connor: Yes?
- Alvin Roberts: Um, well, this... this is the house detective. You'll have to get that man out of your room right away.
- Constance Connor: Why, the idea! There's no man in my room.
- Alvin Roberts: Oh, yes, there is.
- Constance Connor: Will you give me five minutes? Please, I'll get him out.
- Alvin Roberts: See that you do. What kind of a hotel do you think this is anyway?
- [Into Dictaphone]
- Alvin Roberts: Miss Constance Connor is back in circulation.