- Sport: Let's Incorporate! Or, do you want me to go back on the open market?
- Eileen: Well, I couldn't become a stockholder right now.
- Sport: Then take an option on me for 30 days.
- Eileen: What's the price?
- Sport: A kiss.
- Eileen: Sorry, but when I make that kind of a deposit, I want to own the stock out right. Goodbye...
- Doctor Brown: Your physical condition is your apprenticeship. My order as physician is to strip.
- Chorus Girl: Hooray! We gotta strip!
- Doctor Brown: For somersaults and tailspins I have to test your nerves. I must see just how good you are on curves.
- Chorus Girl: Oh, we're very good on curves.
- Reporter from the News: Mr. Krause, I'm from the News. What do you use for gas?
- Pansy: Oh, bicarbonate of soda.
- [pushes Reporter away]