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Evil's Fruity Face, 8 May 2008
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dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
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Dracula is a mediocre 1931 movie, but the concept of the undead,
blood-craving supernatural demon is so mythically instilled in the
planet's ahem - bloodstream that this movie's ongoing mighty aura is
more due to the CONCEPT of the vampire entrenched in society's psyche
than any movie-making quality the film-makers might have aspired to.
It was not THIS particular movie which launched the vampire legends,
although being only the second film to deal with this theme (the first
being Murnau's NOSFERATU, 1922), it surely warrants blame for savagely
promulgating the myth.
Bram Stoker's 1897 novel was fleshed out (and diluted) for the silver
screen by writer/director Tod Browning and a host of other writers. The
passage of time and innumerable bastardizations of the story have
eroded Stoker's truly disturbing tale, making it inconsequential to the
character at its center so though our memories composite Christopher
Lee's Dracula debacles and Anne Rice's vampires and blaxploitation's
BLACULA and Scott Bakula the original story should be remembered for
its composting of ancient legends into a compelling original tale.
Purely for the iPod-ders, the plot: a young British solicitor, Jonathan
Harker, travels to the Carpathian Mountains (in Transylvania yes, say
it with the accent) to offer real estate advice to Count Dracula, who
wishes to move to London. He discovers the Count to be a blood-sucking
denizen of the night, who can shape shift into a bat or wolf at will,
whose reflection cannot be seen in mirrors and whose incisors were
badly in need of filing down. All the better to bite the neck and drink
the blood of his victims, turning them into "undead" vampires like
himself. Dracula travels to London and cultivates Harker's fiancée,
Mina and her busty clubbing buddy, Lucy, with love bites and blood
infusions via carotid. Dr. Van Helsing is called in to examine Mina and
Lucy's strange anemic sickness and knows enough about vampires to
eventually kill Dracula by severing his head and driving a stake
through his heart while he sleeps in his coffin.
Even the basic gist of the tale opens up so many dark avenues of
discussion (possession, psychosis of blood-drinking, perverse
sexuality, bizarre murders, sleeping in COFFINS?!) that it would be
impossible to explore in a thousand rants.
Hungarian stage star, Bela Lugosi, shot to fame as the eeevil Count
Dracula; if it weren't for his "presentational" stage training, he
would never have come up with that "crippled hand thingy" which
Christopher Lee borrowed to such great effect not only as Dracula
himself, but also Fu Manchu, Saruman and Count Dooky Del Rio in *Star
Wars Episode Poo.* And Lugosi never actually says, "I vont to zuck yor
blud!" File it in the "Play it again, Sam" bin merely misquoted
Legend.
Dwight Frye plays Dracula's horror movie sidekick, Renfield
brainwashed by Dracula into subservience and psychosis, eating bugs and
walking with a stoop like a horror movie sidekick; immortalized as the
"Igor-type" when he accepted an identical role on Frankenstein (Nov
1931) as Fritz; further immortalized on Alice Cooper's 1971 album *Love
It To Death* in *The Ballad of Dwight Fry.*
Though the novel Dracula (written when Stoker was 50) is still a
scorching read (the brooding words cascade off the page like that
liquid nitrogen smoke all these movies use to blanket the ground in
graveyards - coincidentally used to great effect on KISS and Alice
Cooper stages), the movie is unfortunately made for another time, a
bygone age; when people who hadn't yet touched each other called
themselves "lovers"; when each question was presaged with, "Why," as
in, "Why what's the matter, darling?"; when the Hero ran like a girl
and never appeared anywhere without a three-piece suit and his hat;
when the simplest of gestures was a melodramatic flourish because
that's the only way stage actors knew how to "act"; when interminable
gaping holes of no audio have actually become "dramatic silences" in
retrospect; when nakedness meant knees
To quote the great Gary Oldman as The Count in *BRAM STOKER'S Dracula
(1992), "I have crossed oceans of time
" This movie has crossed those
oceans and it shows. Even movies from ten years ago look dated -
think about a film nearly 80 years old!
And only the great Gary Oldman could truly instill the mind-blanking
terror that a blood-drinking maniac should evoke. When we see him as
the continental Count or the leather-skinned bat-man, it is a
disturbing experience, worthy of a modern incarnation of the aged
legend. Lugosi must have been frightful in his day, but nowadays just
looks fruity; Christopher Lee's menace has dated embarrassingly; Tom
Cruise and Brad Pitt were just too, too beautiful to be taken seriously
and if anyone even mentions Mamuwalde I might have to put on mah mah
mah mah boogie shoes
.
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