- Title Card: Paris - London's love nest.
- Lord Robert Brummel: You don't care how you make me keep people waiting, do you?
- A French Wife: No, not other women.
- Lord Robert Brummel: That woman was my uncle.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Monsieur must have a very charming wife to be so jealous.
- A French Husband: Oh, not bad, a trifle faded, perhaps. But, what a temper! Oh, mon Dieu!
- Lady Agatha Carrol: Oh, I really must go.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Not until you promise to come again.
- Lady Agatha Carrol: Oh, I don't know.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Come, say yes. You told me you took your happiness where you found it. Say yes, to life. Say yes, to love. Say yes, to me.
- Lord George Hampton: You're just as bad as your father. They shipped him to Canada to make a man of him. But, he got no further than the nightclubs of New York, flinging his money to the four winds. And you're just like him! Only your flinging mine.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Uncle George, I'm awfully sorry, really I am.
- Lord George Hampton: Well, this is the end, Robert. You'll toss no more of my money to the book-makers and chorus girls. I can forgive an attraction for a charming woman of our own class.
- Lord George Hampton: The point is this! You have creditors - no matter. You have love affairs - no matter. You throw money out of the window - !
- Lord Robert Brummel: No matter.
- Lord George Hampton: Your bills, tailors, bootmakers, hatters are enormous! In fact, you're living beyond my means.
- Lord Robert Brummel: So you propose...
- Lord George Hampton: So you should put a stop to this and settle down at once. And by that I mean marriage.
- Lord George Hampton: I have the very girl for you.
- Lord Robert Brummel: I know. Well breed. Well educated. Virtuous. Healthy. And just about as exciting as a dish of mashed potatoes.
- Lord Robert Brummel: I'd like to marry if I could find a wife I could trust. But, I know too much about women. Do you ever see these modern girls with their husbands? No, they're always with someone else's husband. Or, running around with gigolos, hired dancing partners.
- Roxana Hartley: Do you know how they breed roses, Lord Hampton? It's terribly interesting. I only found it out today. A rose, Lord Hampton, is both male and female. And in order to get little new kind of roses, well, they have to do the most peculiar things.
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, darling, I want a cocktail.
- Lord George Hampton: What sort of a cocktail?
- Roxana Hartley: Let's have a sidecar!
- Roxana Hartley: That's old stuff, Mama. We're more advanced now. Schnetzenhauser said in his famous book on sex relations that...
- Lord George Hampton: My dear child, however did you come across that book?
- Lady Jane Hartley: What book is this? Why haven't I heard of it?
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, you wouldn't understand it, Mama. Lord Hampton, if I'm going into a strange country, I need a guidebook, don't I? If you go into a jungle, you want to know what's behind the next tree. A girl of today should know everything, read everything and do everything.
- Lord George Hampton: Yes, my soul, you have brought her up well, Jane - in the modern manner.
- Lady Jane Hartley: Yes. I didn't mean her to be quite so modern; but, she - just turned out that way.
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, darling, I just have to think, I have a date. I'm dancing here today.
- Lady Jane Hartley: Dancing? With who?
- Roxana Hartley: The sweetest gigolo.
- Lord George Hampton: A hired dancing partner?
- Roxana Hartley: Everybody has one, darling. You hire a professional dancer, just as you would a riding master.
- Roxana Hartley: I want to get the inside, eh, dope on him.
- Lord George Hampton: Dope?
- Lord Robert Brummel: Oh, quite right. As Schnetzenhauser says in his famous book on sex, if you're going into the jungle, you want to know what's behind the next tree. A young girl of today should know life as it really is.
- Lord George Hampton: You two seem to have been exchanging ideas.
- Roxana Hartley: Let's show them those new steps.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Shall we start with the knee-to-knee half turn?
- Roxana Hartley: Lovely.
- [Dancing]
- Roxana Hartley: Don't you love it Lord Hampton?
- [to Robert]
- Roxana Hartley: Now, let's show them Passions Deep.
- Lord George Hampton: I tell you Jane, that fellow's dangerous.
- Lady Jane Hartley: A gigolo. Nonsense, George.
- Lord George Hampton: A gigolo - that's just it! These fellows are experts at leading girls into mischief.
- Lady Jane Hartley: An English mother knows an English daughter, George.
- Lord Robert Brummel: She's a beautiful dancer.
- Roxana Hartley: Gwyneth? Oh, not bad.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Oh, very good. She has technique.
- Roxana Hartley: You mean I haven't technique?
- Lord Robert Brummel: I mean you don't need technique.
- Dan: Would you like a stroll?
- Roxana Hartley: I'd love to.
- Dan: Who's the man?
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, that's not a man. It's a gigolo.
- Roxana Hartley: Believe it or not, we were just practicing a new dance step.
- Gwenny: Really dear, there must be very little left for you to learn.
- Lord Robert Brummel: A gardenia in the button hole seems to be indicated.
- Martin - Robert's Valet: I have one for you, sir.
- Lord George Hampton: Robert, I know what you're up to and I will not tolerate it. You're going too far!
- Lord Robert Brummel: On the contrary, sir, I haven't gone as far as I had hoped - as yet.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Oh, Uncle George, you ought to be toodlin' - won't you sir?
- Lord George Hampton: Yes. I'm going.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Now, just relax in my arms. Now, a little sway from the hips. Toward me. Closer. Closer, still. Wonderful!
- Lord Robert Brummel: Give me this one evening. Let's slip away to some quiet place together. That quaint little inn in San Sebastian. A plane leaves at half past eight, Roxy. What do you say?
- Lord Robert Brummel: All I dare of you is my love. An hour of happiness that will leave us with wonderful memories. That's all we have. But, we shall have lived, we shall have loved, we shall have known romance. Roxy, say yes. Say yes, to life. Say yes, to love. Say yes, to me.
- Pauline: When Martin made love to me, I slap his face. I say, I will not be kissed by the valet of a gigolo.
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, you mean a crest!
- Pauline: Yes, that is it. The paper he writes on, his pajamas, his underwear even. He has hid those things from you.
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, well I should hope so!
- Roxana Hartley: So, Lord Robert Brummel is afraid I'm like all the other women he's known. He wouldn't marry Roxan Hartley without finding out if she's worthy of him - and after he's made love to half the women of Europe!
- Pauline: Naturellement! Men - you know, they are all the same way. They want to try every woman in the world for themselves; but, their wives, that's a coat of a different color.
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, I've never been so thrilled in all my life. Our first flight - to Heaven. It's going to be a glorious sensation.
- Lord Robert Brummel: You like sensations, don't you?
- Roxana Hartley: Pleasant ones, of course.
- Roxana Hartley: I'm dizzy too, but not from a plane. I'm dizzy with joy! More joy, darling.
- [Hands him her champagne glass]
- Lord Robert Brummel: You've had too much joy already.
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, darling, I thought you were my suitor not my Sunday school teacher.
- Lord Robert Brummel: You think of everything, too, don't you.
- Roxan Hartley: Well, of course, old dear. Just a girl who knows her weekends, that's all.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Why, only this afternoon, you told me you'd never - cheat - on the man you'd marry.
- Roxan Hartley: Oh, I always say that at first. Cocktail, darling. A girl can't tell the truth to every man that makes love to her, can she?
- Roxana Hartley: Then, my riding master was next. Hmmm. Jolly old chap, Tony. Spanish! Hmmm. What a lot I learned from Tony. Hmmm. Then, there was a fascinating actor from Russia.
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, that idiot! I wouldn't marry him if he was the last man on earth. What a rotter he is! Imagine Mama wanting me to marry such a vulgar.
- Lord Robert Brummel: What was in that box?
- Roxana Hartley: Oh, darling, how naughty you are. Pajamas, of course.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Roxy, let me in.
- Roxana Hartley: You unspeakable cad! I never hated and despised anyone so - in all my life.
- Lord Robert Brummel: Darling!
- Roxana Hartley: You beast! You brute! You swine!
- Lord Robert Brummel: Darling, I love you!