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(1931)

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[Thunder accidentally flips a flapjack into the campfire]

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Tastes better if you catch 'em.

Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Son, I've made seven million of these flapjacks and that ain't happened to but nine of 'em.

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: What of it?

Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Bad luck, that's what. Whenever I miss a flapjack it means trouble - and plenty of it!

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Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Well, what are we waitin' for?

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Aw, keep your shirt on. Be suicide to start a shootin' match now. Besides, we want 'em all. We're takin' 'em back with us.

Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Yeah, but how?

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: I don't know. I've got to think.

Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: With what?

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[Tonita kisses Jim's wanted poster]

Tonita: How do you like that, Senor Bad Man? No no, no more. One kiss - nice. Two kiss is dangerous. Three kiss - nooo!

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'Pegleg' Barnes: See that there limb?

[holds up his peg leg]

'Pegleg' Barnes: That comes from the tree where Sitting Bull used to sit.

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: No!

'Pegleg' Barnes: Come by my barber shop and I'll give you everything from a haircut to a bath.

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Thanks, pardner. I'll take the haircut, but you can give him

[Thunder]

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: the bath.

Thunder Rogers, Texas Ranger: Aw, I ain't dirty.

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: I suppose that's sunburn, huh?

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[reviewing the rules before Jim and Dave's fight]

Shag Smith: Alright, boys, everything goes but quittin'.

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[Jim has been wounded in a gunfight]

Tonita: Are you shot, Jimmy?

Jim Houston, Texas Ranger: Only half shot, honey.

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