The Wedding March (1928)
Title Card: O Love - - without thee - - Marriage is a sacrilege and mockery!
Title Card: His Highness, Nicholas Ehrhart Hans Karl Maria, Prince von Wildeliebe-Rauffenburg - - His Majesty's Chamberlain and First Lieutenant of the Imperial and Royal Life Guard-Mounted.
Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: How much does the hand kiss cost this morning?
Nicki: No joking, Mother - - I'm in a terrible hole!
Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: Stop your poker and your expensive girlies - - or *marry money*!
Nicki: Marry money - - that's all I hear! I'll tell you what we'll do - - select the bride, Mother - - and I'll walk down the aisle with her - - to the "Wedding March" - - tomorrow! But remember - - she must have money - -*mountains* of money! Meanwhile, if you can let me have a little -...
Katerina Schrammel - Mitzi's mother: Saphead! You're goin' to lose the best chance you'll ever have!
Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: If it weren't for the old man Schweisser's *corn-plaster* business - - his daughter would not be such a bad match for Nicki - - would she - - ? And old Schweisser himself is so very ambitious.
Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: I'd thought of it myself - - but - - the girl limps!
Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: What's a little limp - - with twenty millions!
Title Card: There is no such thing as accident. It is Fate - - mis-named.
Katerina Schrammel - Mitzi's mother: I ain't goin' to let that skirt-chaser ruin Mitzi's chances with Schani!
Nicki: [Mitzi strikes a match and lights Nicki's cigarette] You owe me a kiss, Mitzi. You blew out the match!
Mitzi: Our beautiful 'Blue Danube'!
Nicki: Down there - - the 'Danube-Maids' come to the shore - - sometimes -...
Mitzi: to see them means happiness - an' luck - - an' love!
Katerina Schrammel - Mitzi's mother: [to Schani] Seen Mitzi yet? The way this woman-hound's been chasin' Mitzi is somethin' awful! Well - - he believes in workin' fast!
Schani Eberle - the Butcher: You mushin' 'round with this here sowbone! Just let me get my hands on him! I'll kick his glass-eyed mug to goulash!
Nicki: A kiss all around - - and then I leave you.
Asian Girl in Brothel: Are you leaving before old Schweisser's party?
Nicki: Tonight I crave apple blossoms!
Black Girl in Brothel: Apple blossoms! What do you mean?
Nicki: I'm going to meet a *real nice* girl.
White Girl in Brothel: At this hour of the morning?
Nicki: It's when her parents snore the loudest!
Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: How much do *I* get?
Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: Five Hunder' Thousan' Kronen!
Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: HOW MUCH?
Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: One million kronen!
Cecelia Schweisser: How could he be in love with me?
Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: *You* have twenty millions!
Cecelia Schweisser: Money couldn't make a man feel *love*!
Fortunat Schweisser - the Industrialist: Don't be silly little goose - - love will come - - in time.
Prince Ottokar von Wildeliebe Rauffenburg: You idiot!
Nicki: Of course, you two wouldn't know - - but some people *do* fall in love - - really!
Princess Maria - Nicki's mother: But marriage is *one thing* and love *another*! N'est-ce-pas - - Ottokar?