The Manager: What brought you in here?
Betty: [smiles] Teeth!
The Manager: We're only interested in legs here.
Betty: I must have come in the wrong door - but it's all the same to me if you can give me a job.
Maitre d'Hotel: How dare you interrupt my dinner? Can't you see I'm the Maître d'Hotel?
Betty: I'm so sorry. I thought you were a gentleman.
Man in lifeboat: You'd better hurry, Miss, before she sinks.