Marine Major:
Burns, are you an American citizen?
Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns:
Sure! Do I look like a Persian?
Marine Major:
Ever been married?
Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns:
Not me! I'm America's sweetheart!
Marine Major:
Ever been in jail?
Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns:
Well, Maje old kid... now I'm a Marine.
Marine Major:
You're damned right you are! Stand up!
Sgt. O'Hara:
Terrible!
Sgt. O'Hara:
Madden, put a uniform on this! Try to make it look human!
Sgt. O'Hara:
Don't shoot him before we find out where his parents live.
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