Hot Water (1924)
Hubby: Marriage is like dandruff - it falls heavily upon your shoulders - you get a lot of free advice about it - but up to date nothing has been found to cure it.
Hubby: [gets hit with a spit wad] Bobby's here, isn't he?
[sees smoke coming from his chair]
Hubby: And Charley's here too, isn't he?
[sees his pipe in the trash]
Hubby: And Mother is here too, isn't she?
Boy: [to the motorcycle cop coming out of the pond] Hey, don't you know swimming ain't allowed in there?