Ducks and Drakes (1921)

W.E. Lawrence: Tom Hazzard

Quotes 

• Tom Hazzard : [on the phone]  Operator, kindly give me Dunwoody 279.

• Tom Hazzard : Say, who the dickens are you, anyway?

• Tom Hazzard : I'm writing an article on free love.

  Teddy Simpson : Free love! How terribly exciting!

• Rob Winslow : I know who she is.

  Tom Hazzard : Are you sure?

  Rob Winslow : I ought to be - I'm engaged to marry her. She's the daughter of our old club-mate - Tony Simpson. I knew she flirted over the phone, but I didn't know she had landed two of my best friends. The danger is that some bounder may take advantage of her.

  Col. Tweed : You mustn't let her make ducks and drakes of her reputation.

  Dick Chiltern : I have it! I'll tell you how I cured my second wife of doing the same thing.

• Teddy Simpson : I love the way your lashes curl. You know, Hazzy, there is something very strange about you! You've never tried to kiss me - and most of the boys I meet get fresh before I've known them five minutes!

  Tom Hazzard : Well, you're a very alluring young lady!