- Title Card: A family of social climbers who were on their uppers.
- Title Card: The bride's only objection to the wedding was the groom.
- Title Card: The butler was so suspicious he kept a sharp eye on himself.
- Luke Larson - Oil Magnate: I'm Lucky Luke Larson, of Texas, and I'm looking for Jim Pennypacker; is that you?
- Jim Baker, Sheriff: Lucky Luke Larson, is the son of your old partner, whose last wish was that your daughter and his boy get spliced. Luke owns nearly all the oil wells west of the Rockies and has a heart as big as a watermelon.