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Down on the Farm (1920) Poster

(I) (1920)

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Title Card: The farmer's daughter - Beneath her torn hat, glowed the wealth of corn-fed beauty and rustic health.

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: I'm here to collect the rent!

Grocery Man: Why tell me?

The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: Aren't you her husband?

Grocery Man: Why no, I'm the groceryman!

The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: Aw, go peddle your prunes!

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Roach - the Farmer: Nice little Pepsie, come to Popsie.

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Cop on Bicycle: [Chasing the Sportive Banker riding on a horse] Slow down! You're pinched! I'm getting sick o' you reckless guys!

[writes him speeding ticket]

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's father] Your daughter's pretty! Must take after her mother!

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: I wonder what women see in me!

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's father] I'll marry your daughter and call the mortgage off - I need a new cook anyway.

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Roach - the Farmer: [to his daughter] We're going to marry the landlord!

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's] I can see you now riding my horse!

[Checks out her legs]

The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: I'm beginning to know you better already!

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: [to the farmer's daughter's] You'll be more of a wife than a servant.

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: I used to step out a little myself.

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: I'm not narrow-minded.

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Farmer's Daughter's Fake Note: [the fake note she wrote to damage her reputation to avoid marrying the banker] Girlie, marry some small-town boob in your own class and try to forget me.

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Louise - the Farmer's Daughter: [to the Sportive Banker] Bah! Go chase yourself!

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The Sportive Banker with the Mortgage: Trying to slip her to me for a first-class mortgage, eh? I'll be in tomorrow to put you out. Make your reservations for the poorhouse.

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Roach - the Farmer: Popsie has something for you.

[chases his daughter with a horse and buggy whip]

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Roach - the Farmer: [to the rustic sweetheart after chasing his daughter] Do you want her?

[rustic sweetheart smiles and shakes his head yes]

Roach - the Farmer: Sold!

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The Rustic Sweetheart: I'm not as big a boob as I look!

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The Man of Mystery: She's cuckoo!

Louise - the Farmer's Daughter: He thinks I'm crazy!

The Man of Mystery: Oh, no! Just nutty.

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The Man of Mystery: I've come to get my baby.

The Rustic Sweetheart: Suffering catfish, they've got a child!

The Man of Mystery: This *is* an asylum.

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The Man of Mystery: I'm dippy too!

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Louise - the Farmer's Daughter: It's all a lie - I did it to get rid of that boob.

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Roach - the Farmer: Will somebody please marry her?

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