- Title card: The boy. He is head over heels in love and knee deep in debt.
- The Boy: Say - - how busy is YOUR father?
- Switchboard operator: Alas - - I have no father. He died when he was a mere boy.
- Title card: The daughter and two of her mushy suitors who have been waiting five months to "ask father."
- The Boy's First Love: Tell papa that Willie and I were just married. We are going to Brooklyn on our honeymoon.