How Many Episodes Of "The New Adventures of Old Christine" Have You Seen?
(2006-2023)
A divorced mom tries to keep pace with everyone around her.
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1.Pilot (2006)Christine Campbell is a recently divorced mother who runs her own gym, for other working woman who come to work out 30 minutes. She brings her boy Richard Jr. 'Richie' to his new, exclusive school on the first day of third grade, and finds it impossible to make him -or his in-living uncle Matthew- share in her excitement. She quickly finds the other mothers are wealthy and spoiled, looking down upon working class. Her ex Richard Sr. Campbell is there too, and not only suggests she brought the kid more for her own ego then for his future, but is seen on the parking lot, kissing his new girlfriend, also called Christine, who offers to be addressed as Chrissie but is called by the snooty mothers New Christine, making Ritchie's mother 'Old Christine' (hence the title). One consolation: the kid made new friends already.
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2.Supertramp (2006)Christine finally hooks up with a new guy, only to discover that he's pathetic and has a child at Ritchie's school.
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3.Open Water (2006)Richie dreads going to his first swimming lesson. Barb sets Christine up on a blind date. At the restaurant while waiting for her date, she meets someone else waiting for his blind date. They get along better than their set up dates.
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4.One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus (2006)Christine is going on her fifth date with Burton, who is just a little bit too handsome for Richard's comfort. So he proceeds to sabotage their private time. Later, he comes to his senses and invites Christine and Burton on a dinner with him and the New Christine to make amends. Somehow, things go a bit wrong...
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5.I'll Show You Mine (2006)Christine and Burton have been on a date ten times and now it's time to take the next step. Christine introduces Burton to her child, but Burton shocks her by saying he'll do the same "when the time is right".
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6.The Other F Word (2006)Christine encourages an African-American couple to enroll its child in Ritchie's school to increase diversity, only to find out after the fact that they're raging homophobes.
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7.A Long Day's Journey Into Stan (2006)Having broken up with Burton, Christine forgets that she has switched nights of care-taking of Richie with Richard since she was going to see a play with Burton. She wants to switch back to the original schedule, but Richard has already other plans for the next day. So Christine concedes and ends up spending the evening alone, since Matthew is with his new, clingy girlfriend Natalie (who is never seen again after this).
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8.Teach Your Children Well (2006)Christine takes care of setting up Ritchie's birthday party herself after learning that she can't afford a party planner, which will certainly draw the attention of the school's other snobbier parents.
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9.Ritchie Has Two Mommies (2006)Christine is feeling anxious over the parents' night at Richie's school. Richard then just happens to suggest that Richie finally meet the New Christine. Christine turns to Matthew for opinions because she thinks Richie is not ready. Matthew's ingenious solution is not to answer Richard's calls - therefore the meeting can be postponed indefinitely! So Christine has to confess to Richard that it is actually she who is not ready.
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10.No Fault Divorce (2006)Matthew goes through old family photo albums and finds only two photos in which he appears. Matthew becomes fixated to the idea that he's been left out. Then Christine points out that it is someone else in the other photo. Richard becomes angry at Christine, because she is so controlling about everything. Christine just sees Richard as helpless, in need of her telling how things should be done. Then she accidentally meets Hillary, Richard's old marriage counsel. Hillary asks how Richard is doing and Christine manages to force Hillary to voice her opinion that the divorce was Christine's fault. Christine then becomes fixated to the idea that Hillary has mixed them in her mind with some other couple. Turns out that there really has been something quite different in Hillary's mind...
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11.Exile on Lame Street (2006)Christine freaks out when she learns that Richard and New Christine are planning to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert.
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12.Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese (2006)Christine meets a woman at her son's school who shares her disdain for the snooty mothers who look down on her.
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13.A Fair to Remember (2006)While at her son's school signing up to help at the upcoming fair, Christine runs into ex-boyfriend Burton, whose son recently enrolled. Seeing him rekindles her interest and her hopes soar when he seems interested in her, too.
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14.Episode #1.14 (2007)
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15.A Christmas story (2023)
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16.The Passion of the Christine (2006)Christine and Richard get back together, more out of convenience than out of passion. But the guy she really has the hots for is Ritchie's new teacher.
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17.The Answer Is Maybe (2006)Christine tries to get New Christine to take Richard back, just to keep him from going after an even younger, hotter woman. And in the process, she finds a new man of her own.
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18.Come to Papa Jeff (2006)Christine freaks out when she finds out that she's dating New Christine's dad - which means that if they got married, she could become ex-husband Richard's stepmother-in-law.
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19.Oh God, Yes (2006)Ritchie starts asking questions about religion after Richard and New Christine take him to church, so Christine reluctantly decides it's time to take him to church herself.
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20.Separation Anxiety (2006)Christine tries to help Barb when she learns that she's splitting up with Pete, but Christine doesn't understand why Barb isn't more depressed.
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21.The Champ (2006)Christine hooks up with Stan one more time. She knows that he's pathetic and she could do so much better, but there's something about him she can't resist.
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22.Playdate with Destiny (2006)Christine wins a playdate for Ritchie with Mr. Harris, which only complicates things for her because she has a crush on him and he can't date parents.
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23.Women 'N Tuition (2006)Christine tries to find ways in which to cut back in on costs when Richie's school tuition increases. Wanda Sykes guest stars
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24.Mission: Impossible (2006)When Richard forgets to complete Richie's mission project, Christine and Matthew scramble to finish in time for the deadline the next morning. Matthew is kept on hold for numerous hours waiting for the Internet text support to help with his problem.
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25.What About Barb? (2006)Christine and Barb have a hard time agreeing on some aspects of running the 30-minute work-out gym they now own together. Wanda Sykes guest stars.
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26.Crash (2006)Christine and Marly have it "out" when they get into a car smash in the school parking lot.
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27.Ritchie Scores (2007)Christine is trying to look her sexy best when meeting Ritchie's teacher *Daniel* (a.k.a. Mr Harris) with Richard. Turns out the other mothers are hot for teacher as well... When Mr Harris voices his concern that Richie does not have a group to belong in, let alone a close friend, Richard decides that Richie should start playing soccer, even though Christine thinks sports is not Richie's thing. Richard and Christine have an argument that Richard ultimately wins. So how will Ritchie perform on the team?
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28.Endless Shrimp, Endless Night (2007)Christine goes to one of Matthew's parties to help her get out of her rut, and Richard tries to get Ritchie to enjoy carpentry.
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29.Let Him Eat Cake (2007)Christine takes credit for New Christine's birthday present for Richard, which causes many angry issues to arise between the two women.
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30.Sleepless in Mar Vista (2007)While on sleeping pills, Christine makes a number of embarrassing phone calls she doesn't remember making.
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32.Strange Bedfellows (2007)After Richard tells Christine that she's setting a bad example by not taking interest in the upcoming election, Christine starts being more conscious about the environment. She tries to get signatures for a petition at a supermarket and tries to vote, although she knows nothing about the candidates.
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33.The Real Thing (2007)When trying to send a dirty email about Mr. Harris (guest star Blair Underwood), Christine ends up sending it to all the parents in the school, almost getting Mr. Harris fired. Christine is also set up with an architect Tom (guest star Dave Foley) who works with Richard. Richard shows Barb (recurring star Wanda Sykes) and Matthew Richie's birth video.
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34.Faith Off (2007)Matthew helps Christine discover that Richard isn't the same irresponsible guy he was when they were married, after her irresponsible behavior causes him to lose a job.
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35.My Big Fat Sober Wedding (2007)Christine ruins a friend's wedding when the groom says her name while toasting the bride, and Richard tells New Christine during the reception that he doesn't want to get married again.
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36.Friends (2007)While shadowing Ritchie, who is on a camping trip, Christine gives Richard some bad advice about getting New Christine back--which only winds up getting them back in bed together again. And Matthew discovers he may be sexually attracted to Barb.
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38.The kiss (2023)
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39.The Big Bang (2008)Christine runs into problems once she decides it's time to have sex with Mr. Harris, and Matthew decides that he doesn't want to become a doctor.
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40.Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep (2008)Christine considers having plastic surgery, because she's afraid that she's dating out of her league. Richard accidentally proposes to New Christine in a phone message.
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41.Popular (2008)After Christine finds out that she hasn't been invited to any of the Meanie Moms' school-related social events, she changes her ways to get in tighter with them.
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42.Traffic (2008)Christine's relationship with Mr. Harris is on the ropes because she is just too busy with her life to make time for him.
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43.Between a Rock and a Hard Place (2008)Christine declares that she's over her breakup with Mr. Harris, but she has a relapse at one of Richie's parties. Meanwhile, a therapist tells Matthew that he is having an inappropriate relationship with Chirstine.
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44.The New Adventures of Old Christine (2008)Still trying to get over being sad about her recent return to single-hood, Christine reluctantly accepts a set up date.
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46.Burning Down the House (2008)When Barb points out the fact that (except for men) Christine never finishes anything she starts, Christine sets out to prove her wrong.
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47.The Happy Couple (2008)When Christine finds out that Barb and Matthew slept together, she forbids them from seeing each other.
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48.One and a Half Men (2008)Christine decides it's time to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist informs her that she may be displaying symptoms of perimenopause.
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49.A Decent Proposal (2008)Christine proposes to Barb to save her from being deported and Richard proposes to New Christine.
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50.How I Hate Your Mother (2008)Richard's request to Old Christine to get his engagement ring back to give to New Christine causes problems in their friendship, and Matthew falls in love with his first patient as a therapist.
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51.White Like Me (2008)An article about Barb in a black businesswoman's newspaper causes a large number of African Americans to join the gym, which makes Christine uncomfortable.
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52.Snakes on a Date (2008)In order to get Ritchie into The Reptile Club she agrees to go out on a date with a specialists in reptiles.
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53.Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie (2008)Richie is at the age of not saying I love you to his mother. Christine wants another baby so she has someone to say I love you. She asks her ex-husband Richard to get her pregnant. Meanwhile, Matthew says he can't stop saying I love you.
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54.Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down (2008)Christine and Barb put themselves back out into the dating market with mixed results, and Matthew regrets helping Richard pick out a chair for his wedding.
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55.So You Think You Can Date (2008)Christine's new relationship is in jeopardy because she keeps letting Richard tag along with them. Barb uses Matthew's new job as a therapist to reveal some disturbing secrets about herself.
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56.Self-Esteem Tempura (2008)Christine tries to talk Richie into going to a commercial audition, but he is more interested in going for his karate yellow belt.
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57.Rage Against the Christine (2008)Christine tries to prove to everyone that her new boyfriend is actually a psycho, and Matthew discovers that his new girlfriend looks a lot like Christine.
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58.Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner? (2008)Everyone spends Thanksgiving at Christine and Matthew's parents' house. However, their father is not around, and their mother won't come clean about why.
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59.Unidentified Funk (2008)A anti-gay morality clause issue could cause Christine and Barb to lose their gym franchise, after the company learns that they are married.
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60.Happy Endings (2008)Christine and Barb decide to turn their gym into a spa, but soon learn of "inappropriate activities" going on there. Meanwhile, Richard tries to make friends with all the female volunteers at Ritchie's school.
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61.Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal (2009)While attending a meeting to get Ritchie into a new school for seventh grade, Christine gets in trouble when she runs into a man who spread some dirty rumors about her when they were in seventh grade themselves.
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62.What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas (2009)Christine and Barb give New Christine a bachelorette party in Las Vegas, where New Christine lets all of her previous inhibitions go. Meanwhile, Richard, Matthew, and Richard's brother spend Richard's bachelor party playing laser tag.
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63.Reckless Abandonment (2009)Barb and Matthew both move out of Christine's house at the same time, so she tries to prove to everyone that she can make it without them. But was Matthew's decision to move in with his girlfriend a good idea?
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64.Honey, I Ran Over the Kid (2009)Christine is in danger of losing a fight with Richard over who is the better parent after she accidentally hits Ritchie with her car.
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65.Too Close for Christine (2009)Christine makes friends with a woman who is as needy and dependent on her as she is on Barb, and Matthew has a bad experience moving in with Richard and New Christine.
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66.A Change of Heart/Pants (2009)Christine struggles to take care of Marly and Lindsay while they are both in labor, but Richard comes to her rescue.
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67.Hair (2009)There is an outbreak of lice at Richie's school and he is one of the affected ones. Everyone thinks Christine and Richie are "patient zero". Tired of the hassles at that school, Christine looks for another school for Richie.
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68.He Ain't Heavy (2009)Christine and Matthew try to lose weight together, but only Matthew is successful. Meanwhile, Ritchie tells Richard that he doesn't want him to marry New Christine.
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69.The Old Maid of Honor (2009)Christine tries to convince herself that her date for Richard and New Christine's rehearsal dinner isn't a total jackass, while Matthew hooks up with New Christine's sister.
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70.Love: A Cautionary Tale (2009)Christine hooks up with New Christine's dad again before the wedding--and then finds out he's getting married. Also, Matthew finds out his new relationship is temporary, and Barb's new potential beau is forced to arrest her.
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71.Bahamian Rhapsody (2009)Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa, and Richard tries to get New Christine back after she left him at the altar.
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72.Burning Love (2009)Barb and Matthew visit New Christine, but only manage to get her angrier with Richard. Meanwhile, Old Christine and Richard's reunion with some old college buddies does not go as planned.
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73.The Mole (2009)While Richard and New Christine reach a stalemate over who gets to stay in the house, Old Christine has a horrific experience as an uninsured health care patient.
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74.For Love or Money (2009)Right before Barb is to marry Richard to avoid deportation, Christine sues Barb for alimony. Meanwhile, Marly and Lindsay ask Matthew to be their new "therapist."
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75.Dr. Little Man (2009)Christine gets fired as Matthew's temporary secretary, and then develops a romantic interest in his mentor. Meanwhile, Richard and New Christine's new arrangement becomes more complicated.
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76.The Curious Case of Britney B. (2009)Christine considers herself popular by association when Ritchie is asked to a dance by the most popular girl in school, and Matthew and Richard try to evict an elderly woman from the apartment they hope to rent.
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77.Nuts (2009)Max points out to Christine that she quits anything that gets too hard, including relationships, which is one of the reasons he chose to be her therapist rather than her boyfriend.
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78.Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy (2009)Christine sets Richard up on a date with a gorgeous, passionate woman who works out at her gym, while Richard's friend, Tom, continues trying to woo Christine.
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79.I Love Woo, I Hate You (2009)Barb asks Christine to join her on a date with Dave, and Christine insists that Richard "woo" her if he expects their rekindled relationship to survive.
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80.Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein (2009)Christine only makes things worse when she tries to make amends to a girl she bullied in junior high, while Matthew has a surprise in store for him when he tries to "friend" an ex-girlfriend on Facebook.
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81.It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas (2009)Christine and Matthew reluctantly attend a neighbor's Christmas party, while Richard and Ritchie participate in New Christine's unusual holiday tradition.
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82.A Whale of a Tale (2010)When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected.
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83.Truth or Dare (2010)Christine goes out on a date with Mr. Harris with Max's blessing. But after consultation with Matthew, Barb, and Richard, Max finds out that he probably made the wrong decision.
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84.A Family Unfair (2010)Christine becomes envious as Richard and New Christine plan for their new baby and decides to ask Richard for his help so she can have one too.
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85.Sweet Charity (2010)Christine is torn over whether to spend her share of the gym's profits on a new dress or on charity, and Matthew discovers that Richard has an embarrassing new job.
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86.Subway, Somehow (2010)Christine is stuck at the subway station while trying to chaperon Ritchie and his classmates on a school trip, and Barb drives through Christine's fence while responding to a naughty text.
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87.Up in the Airport (2010)Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
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88.Revenge Makeover (2010)Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning.
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89.I Love What You Do for Me (2010)Christine impulsively demands change in her life when she discovers that her 5-year car lease is up, and Max responds with a marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Matthew seeks a new roommate after Richard moves back in with New Christine.
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90.Scream (2010)Matthew reluctantly agrees to stay with Christine to protect her from a prowler in the neighborhood, and New Christine does everything in her power to keep her baby from being born on Christine's birthday.
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91.Get Smarter (2010)Christine feels like she is dumb after she meets Max's super-smart ex-wife at Christine's "surprise" engagement party, while Richard is forced to improvise when New Christine won't let him hold the baby.