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A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son, two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

Like Indiana Jones at the beginning of Raiders, here we are trying to escape a runaway Boll. Given $60 million and one heck of a cast, Uwe brings his unique eye to this adaptation of a moderately popular RPG, Dungeon Siege. Your favorite hairless and heirless duo journey through the realm of the Krug, the miscast, and oh so many repetitive fight scenes, on their quest to find good video game adaptations. Can Uwe deliver Lord of the Rings for half the price? Can the screen handle the sexiness of both Statham and Burt Reynolds? Was there any scenery left after Lillard and Liotta were done chewing? And can Ron Perlman talk a turnip out the ground?

With #91 on the "poopy" list, we finally confront a work by director Uwe Boll.