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1. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. With: Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
2. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
3. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: A Jock Strap in Hell (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Charlie gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make amends to one of Jake's old teachers that he dated, who went off the deep end and became a stripper after he broke up with her. Dir: Jean Sagal With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
4. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men. Dir: Robert Berlinger With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
5. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Twanging Your Magic Clanger (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Charlie has second thoughts about the woman he's dating when he discovers she's 47, but his attitude suddenly changes when he discovers she has a sexy, bisexual, 20-year-old daughter. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
6. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
7. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife, after that fails. They decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother. Dir: Andy Ackerman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
8. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: My Damn Stalker (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
9. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: A Big Bag of Dog (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to crack up over his breakup with Zoe. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
10. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: If My Hole Could Talk (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him, has a 32-year-old son, and treats him more like his son than his boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend, but keeps losing the book before he can read it. Dir: Jon Cryer With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
11. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Boompa Loved His Hookers (2015)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
Walden discovers that Ms. McMartin is crazy and needy after they hook up, but he doesn't want to break up with her and mess up the adoption. Meanwhile, Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her. Dir: James Widdoes With: Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Conchata Ferrell Comedy 22 mins.
12. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Welcome Home, Jake (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden finds it difficult with telling Barry to find his own place. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
13. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
14. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
15. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Bite Me, Supreme Court (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Marty proposes to Evelyn, and she accepts. But after Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party, he abruptly calls off the wedding. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
16. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Crazy Bitch Gazette (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker, Rose, is just too much to handle. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
17. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Go Get Mommy's Bra (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend. Dir: Pamela Fryman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
18. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Charlie's daughter Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her 91 1/2 year old boyfriend, and Lyndsey cheats on her new boyfriend with Alan. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell Comedy 22 mins.
19. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Spit-Covered Cobbler (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
20. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: City of Great Racks (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination? Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
21. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Something Salted and Twisted (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie. Dir: Rob Schiller With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
22. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Walden has a date with an injury-prone model, and Alan sleeps with a woman who then reveals that she used to be a man. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
23. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" and not lose control in the relationship that he is willing to propose to her just to make her say it. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
24. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Run, Steven Staven! Run! (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
25. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
After a series of bad double date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman--Charlie's ex, Rose. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
26. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Back Off Mary Poppins (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends. Dir: Pamela Fryman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
27. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Does This Smell Funny to You (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man. Dir: Pamela Fryman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
28. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: I Think You Offended Don (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable. Dir: Jeff Melman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
29. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
30. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the problem solves itself when Jake arrives for a surprise visit. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
31. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past, and a stoned Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing him a party. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 30 mins.
32. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again. Dir: Ted Wass With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
33. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality. Dir: Jerry Zaks With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
34. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy. Dir: Lee Aronsohn With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
35. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her moving in with him. Dir: Jon Cryer With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
36. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
37. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
Alan is alarmed when discovers that Jake's new girlfriend is almost twice his age, has three children, and owns a tattoo parlor. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
38. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Mmm, Fish. Yum. (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 20 mins.
39. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: It Was Mame, Mom (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act? Dir: Pamela Fryman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
40. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Crude and Uncalled For (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
41. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. But will he be able to pull it off? Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
42. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
43. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
44. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
Alan begs Walden to set him up with an old family friend, "Wonder Woman" TV star Lynda Carter. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell Comedy 22 mins.
45. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Pinocchio's Mouth (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes when she asks him to spend the night at her house instead, and Alan grounds Jake for mooning some girls on a school bus. Dir: Jeff Melman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
46. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his daughter, and he learns the hard way that he should have heeded the warning. Dir: Jean Sagal With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
47. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents's house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place... Dir: J.D. Lobue With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
48. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Taterhead Is Our Love Child (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him. He begins to suspect that he is the child's father. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
49. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Merry Thanksgiving (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various... Dir: Jay Sandrich With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
50. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
Walden and Alan befriend a group of sexy single moms while taking Louie out to play, which makes it even more difficult to keep up their charade. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell Comedy 22 mins.
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