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1. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. With: Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
2. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
3. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Meander to Your Dander (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Alan's latest relationship has grown stale, so he turns to Charlie for advice about how to break up with her. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
4. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Walden goes to a mixer to find a woman but runs into his ex-wife Bridget instead. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
5. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: A Jock Strap in Hell (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
Charlie gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make amends to one of Jake's old teachers that he dated, who went off the deep end and became a stripper after he broke up with her. Dir: Jean Sagal With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
6. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.8/10 X  
Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men. Dir: Robert Berlinger With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
7. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Twanging Your Magic Clanger (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Charlie has second thoughts about the woman he's dating when he discovers she's 47, but his attitude suddenly changes when he discovers she has a sexy, bisexual, 20-year-old daughter. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
8. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: A Chic Bar in Ibiza (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
Alan has second thoughts about getting married when Walden has him sign a prenup. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell Comedy 22 mins.
9. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Walden goes to Colorado with Jenny and Barry after he finds his first car. Meanwhile, Alan loses Gretchen after he considers telling Larry the truth about "Jeff Strongman." Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
10. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Judith's sister Liz comes for a visit. Dir: Gail Mancuso With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 19 mins.
11. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: We Called It Mr. Pinky (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
12. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Tazed in the Lady Nuts (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
Walden is hired by a former employee he fired to write code for a new project, and Alan suffers an unfortunate tick bite while hiking with Jenny and her girlfriend. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
13. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: No Sniffing, No Wowing (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer, Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case. Dir: Rob Schiller With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
14. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife, after that fails. They decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother. Dir: Andy Ackerman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
15. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians. Dir: Andrew D. Weyman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 20 mins.
16. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: That Darn Priest (2011)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Rose becomes wise to Alan's Ponzi scheme and threatens to tell his family--until Alan discovers the truth about Rose's "husband." Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 30 mins.
17. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: My Damn Stalker (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
18. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered... Dir: Chuck Lorre With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 19 mins.
19. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: A Big Bag of Dog (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to crack up over his breakup with Zoe. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
20. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: If My Hole Could Talk (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him, has a 32-year-old son, and treats him more like his son than his boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend, but keeps losing the book before he can read it. Dir: Jon Cryer With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
21. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The 9:04 from Pemberton (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
After Alan and Walden fight over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to his old house to live with Herb. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
22. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
Alan and Walden hook up with a pair of theme park princesses until Lyndsey's jealousy of Alan's new flame ruins everything. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell Comedy 22 mins.
23. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Welcome Home, Jake (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden finds it difficult with telling Barry to find his own place. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
24. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Soil is Moist (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 20 mins.
25. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
26. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a threesome with Walden, but Walden can't follow through because he's still in love with Zoey. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
27. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: My Son's Enormous Head (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Charlie has trouble trying to take care of Chelsea when she gets sick. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
28. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: This Is Not Gonna End Well (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party. Dir: Lee Aronsohn With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
29. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: I Called Him Magoo (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag, while Charlie has an unusual request for his overnight companion. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
30. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: I Changed My Mind About the Milk (2012)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
Walden weighs his options after his elaborate marriage proposal featuring fireworks and Michael Bolton fails. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
31. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (2010)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
32. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
33. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Bite Me, Supreme Court (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Marty proposes to Evelyn, and she accepts. But after Alan and Walden throw Marty a bachelor party, he abruptly calls off the wedding. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
34. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother. Dir: Pamela Fryman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
35. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe (2014)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
36. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Go Get Mommy's Bra (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend. Dir: Pamela Fryman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
37. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
Charlie's daughter Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her 91 1/2 year old boyfriend, and Lyndsey cheats on her new boyfriend with Alan. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell Comedy 22 mins.
38. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Thank God for Scoliosis (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
Alan considers hooking up with his receptionist--until he meets her mother, and Charlie and Jake fight for the affection of a beautiful woman Dir: Jeff Melman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
39. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Spit-Covered Cobbler (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
40. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: That Was Saliva, Alan (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Now Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's... Dir: Andrew D. Weyman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
41. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Who's Vod Kanockers (2006)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler. Dir: Gary Halvorson With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
42. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on. Dir: Pamela Fryman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
43. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: City of Great Racks (2007)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination? Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
44. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Something Salted and Twisted (2005)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie. Dir: Rob Schiller With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
45. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
Walden has a date with an injury-prone model, and Alan sleeps with a woman who then reveals that she used to be a man. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn Comedy 22 mins.
46. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Phase One, Complete (2003)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble. Dir: Andy Ackerman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
47. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" and not lose control in the relationship that he is willing to propose to her just to make her say it. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
48. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Run, Steven Staven! Run! (2013)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time. Dir: James Widdoes With: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
49. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Two Finger Rule (2009)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.9/10 X  
Charlie, Alan and Herb commiserate with each other when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others. Dir: James Widdoes With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 21 mins.
50. Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series) Two and a Half Men (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Mooch at the Boo (2008)
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be, while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake. Dir: Jeff Melman With: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones Comedy 22 mins.
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