Highest Rated Titles With Ron Carey


1. Acts of Love and Other Comedies (1973 TV Movie)

52 min | Comedy

9.4
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A funny anthology featuring various sketches about people having trouble with love and sex.

Director: Dwight Hemion | Stars: Marlo Thomas, Jean Stapleton, Art Garfunkel, Rae Allen

Votes: 9

2. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Hash (1976)

TV-PG | Comedy, Drama

9.3
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Everyone on the squad except Barney is stoned by hashish-laced brownies made by Wojo's new girlfriend. An actor and a critic duel with swords.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Abe Vigoda, Max Gail, Ron Glass

Votes: 115

3. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Jack Soo, a Retrospective (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

9.3
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The death of Jack Soo in 1979 marked the passing of both a fine comedy actor and one of TV's most memorable characters: Nick Yemana, the deadpan detective known for his dry wit and wretched... See full summary »

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 56

4. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Landmark: Part 3 (1982)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.9
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Everyone drops by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare for new assignments. Harris contemplates resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows. Barney recalls departed ... See full summary »

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 50

5. The Johnny Cash Show (1969–1971)

60 min | Music

8.7
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Add a Plot

Stars: Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, The Statler Brothers, The Tennessee Three

Votes: 120

6. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Vandal (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.7
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Barney suspects Levitt of vandalizing the squad room. A TV programming executive is assaulted in a coffee shop.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

7. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Vanished: Part 2 (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.7
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Harris disappears while going undercover as a vagrant. Luger chooses to be demoted rather than to retire.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

8. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Lady and the Bomb (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.6
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A woman threatens to blow up the squad room with a homemade bomb. The jury reaches a verdict in Harris's libel suit. Retired Detective Phil Fish drops in for a visit.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

9. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Librarian (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.6
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A gypsy has an incredibly compelling motive for harassing the owner of a novelty store. A librarian takes extreme measures to enforce quiet among her patrons.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 34

10. Peeping Times (1978 TV Movie)

60 min | Comedy

8.5
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A parody of "Newsmagazine" shows.

Directors: Rudy De Luca, Barry Levinson | Stars: Alan Oppenheimer, David Letterman, Ron Carey, Royce D. Applegate

Votes: 8

11. The ABC Comedy Hour (1972– )

60 min | Comedy

8.5
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On an alternate basis, "The ABC Comedy Hour" presented "The Kopykats" with various comedy specials.

Stars: George Kirby, Frank Gorshin, Rich Little, Marilyn Michaels

Votes: 33

12. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Good-Bye, Mr. Fish: Part 2 (1977)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.5
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Fish finally reports for work but refuses to acknowledge that he is obligated to retire.

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 42

13. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Homicide: Part 2 (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.5
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Barney's frustration boils over when the new homicide-only edict results in the death of an old friend. Dietrich tracks down the hit man's intended target. Harris woos the precinct's crime photographer.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 29

14. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Hostage (1978)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.5
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A prisoner holds the squad at gunpoint. A ventriloquist insists he's not responsible for his dummy's insensitive remarks. Harris finally finds an apartment in the Village.

Director: Hal Linden | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 33

15. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Stormy Weather (1981)

TV-PG | 26 min | Comedy, Drama

8.5
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Barney anxiously waits for news about Wojo who chased a looter into the Hudson River. A deaf woman is arrested for prostitution.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

16. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Search (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.5
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The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case. The host of a children's science show goes berserk. Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

17. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Vanished: Part 1 (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.5
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Harris poses as a vagrant to go undercover to solve a string of crimes, and then he disappears. A woman wants Wojo or Dietrich to make a baby with her.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 33

18. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Voice Analyzer (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.5
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Lieutenant Scanlon tries to hunt corruption with a lie detector. Barney suspects a furrier's robbery report.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 38

19. The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962–1992)

105 min | Comedy, Talk-Show

8.4
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Host Johnny Carson performs comedy routines and chats with various celebrities.

Stars: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Doc Severinsen, Skitch Henderson

Votes: 2,474

20. The David Frost Show (1969–1972)

90 min | Talk-Show

8.4
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American show featuring the popular British talk show host.

Stars: David Frost, Gerri Granger, Tiny Tim, Dana Valery

Votes: 114

21. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Contempt: Part 2 (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.4
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While Barney spends the night in jail for contempt of court, Harris supervises the squad room.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 33

22. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Fog (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.4
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Barney is discouraged at being passed over yet again for promotion to the rank of deputy inspector.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

23. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Possession (1981)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.4
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A disorderly conduct report leads to a man who insists he's possessed by an evil spirit. A husband is arrested for forcing his wife into designer jeans.

Director: Bruce Bilson | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 37

24. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Riot (1981)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.4
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Luger turns a small disturbance with the Hassidic community into a full-blown riot. The squad discovers a survivalist couple setting up their housekeeping in the sewers.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 34

25. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Photographer (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.4
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A prisoner claims to be Jesus Christ. A drug dealer is caught with a large stash. An elderly mugger poses as a photographer to entice lonely women.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 37

26. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Psychic (1981)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.4
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A mugger claims he was following a psychic vision. A language professor vandalizes a grammatically incorrect billboard.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

27. Food for Thought (1999)

11 min | Comedy, Short

8.3
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A businessman has an unusual dining encounter with a homeless man at a McDonald's Restaurant.

Directors: John Paton, Matthew Michael Ross | Stars: Ron Carey, Rudy De Luca, Jeanet Halse, Marc Iorio

Votes: 46

28. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Chase (1977)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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Wojo crashes a borrowed cab chasing a robbery suspect. Lieutenant Scanlon uses a drug pusher to try to flush out corruption in the precinct.

Director: Jeremiah Morris | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 36

29. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Contempt: Part 1 (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant. A restaurant may have refused to serve a man because of his appearance.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 33

30. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Copy Cat (1977)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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Yemana uses a TV Guide to second-guess the perpetrator who's mimicking crime shows. An alcoholic forgets his weapon in the commission of a hold-up.

Director: Jeremiah Morris | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 37

31. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Eviction: Part 1 (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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Barney defies authority and refuses to evict the tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 35

32. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Quarantine: Part 2 (1976)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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The entire 12th Precinct is under quarantine for the night, including the civilians, due to the threat of smallpox. Being cooped up in the same room together with no air conditioning starts... See full summary »

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Abe Vigoda, Max Gail, Ron Glass

Votes: 46

33. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Child Stealers (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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Marty's friend Mr. Driscoll tries to reclaim his son by kidnapping him from a playground. A self-proclaimed time traveler advises Harris to adjust his stock portfolio.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

34. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Desk (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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A former master criminal becomes incoherent following his lobotomy. A victim is unable to use the telephone to report being mugged because he's Amish.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 36

35. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Inventor (1980)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.3
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An inventor steals the plans for his own invention. The squad tries hypnosis to uncover the name of a criminal that Wojo can't remember.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 38

36. The Jackie Gleason Show (1966–1970)

TV-G | 60 min | Comedy, Musical

8.2
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Mr. Gleason's last weekly variety series, which alternated between regular variety hours with big name guest stars and musical remakes of old "Honeymooners" sketches.

Stars: Jackie Gleason, Johnny Olson, The June Taylor Dancers, Sammy Spear and His Orchestra

Votes: 171

37. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Bugs (1977)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.2
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Recording devices discovered in the precinct may have come from Internal Affairs or the White House.

Director: David Swift | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 45

38. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Eviction: Part 2 (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.2
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A SWAT team is now involved with the hotel situation. Dietrich learns the identity of his amnesic girlfriend.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

39. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Guns (1980)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.2
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A rash of unusual robberies leads to an eccentric gun collector. A man who is trying to recover his television set robs the police vault. Wojo fears that a depressed Luger is planning to commit suicide.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

40. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Homeless (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.2
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The precinct is overrun with vagrants on Christmas. A merchant uses a cattle rod as his weapon of choice. A greeting card writer snaps.

Director: Lee Lochhead | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 27

41. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Kidnapping: Part 1 (1978)

TV-PG | Comedy, Drama

8.2
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A political activist kidnaps a department store magnate. Wojo arrests a prostitute and her business manager.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

42. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Movie: Part 2 (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.2
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Audience members at the screening of Harris' over-budget film include a blind mugging victim and an overeager charity collector.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 35

43. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Dentist (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.2
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A detective goes undercover to trap a dentist with instruments that seem to go missing. One man's hands are a nuisance to others and a musical instrument to himself.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 34

44. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Ghost (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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The police do not believe a man who claims he's being visited by a poltergeist. Then they put the man in jail, and strange events begin occurring about the squad room.

Director: Lee Bernhardi | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 37

45. Barney Miller (1974–1982)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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The Captain of the 12th Precinct and his staff handle the various local troubles and characters that come into the building.

Stars: Hal Linden, Abe Vigoda, Steve Landesberg, Gregory Sierra

Votes: 3,661

46. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Atomic Bomb (1977)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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A college student's physics project is really a functional atomic bomb.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 42

47. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Call Girl (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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The precinct is besieged by a large group of prostitutes. Dorsey develops a protective stance with a young one. Harris receives stock tips from another. Dietrich is tempted by all of them as he experiments with celibacy.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 37

48. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Kidnapping: Part 2 (1978)

TV-PG | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 30

49. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Loan Shark (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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Harris arrests a young loan shark. Barney notes some uncharacteristic behavior from Yemana. A tattoo artist refuses to remove his work from a client.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 33

50. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Old Love (1982)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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Dietrich's old flame pays him a visit. A former child actor hits his agent with a telephone.

Director: Hal Linden | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

51. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Rachel (1981)

TV-PG | 24 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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Wojo asks Barney's daughter out on a date. A sporting goods store owner takes the law in his own hands. Arnold Ripner sues Harris over the lawyer's portrayal in the detective's novel.

Director: Homer Powell | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 34

52. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Accusation (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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An accusation against Dietrich leads to a visit from Lieutenant Scanlon of Internal Affairs. Yemana arrests a rabbi who is running a gambling casino in his synagogue.

Director: Max Gail | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 28

53. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Architect (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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An architect decides to blow up his own building.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 28

54. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Bank (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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A man wants a sperm bank charged with murder after the bank's lab accidentally destroys the man's last available sample.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

55. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Bird (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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The clerk that sold Wojo a sick bird changes his strict no-return policy when he learns that the detective is a police officer. A suicide hot line operator becomes suicidal. Harris's book ... See full summary »

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 35

56. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Car (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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A car thief's conscience haunts him twenty-five years after the fact. An overzealous sanitation officer goes haywire. Levitt saves a child from certain danger.

Director: Bruce Bilson | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

57. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Doll (1981)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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An expensive doll is abducted for ransom. A man claims he was swindled out of a ticket on the space shuttle. Luger names Barney as a beneficiary in his will.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

58. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Indian (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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Wojo is forced to arrest an aging Indian who only wants to die in the park. A woman's shoes are stolen-from her feet.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

59. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Mole (1976)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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A burglar known as "The Mole" leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Director: Mark Warren | Stars: Hal Linden, Barbara Barrie, Abe Vigoda, Max Gail

Votes: 44

60. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Spy (1979)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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A paranoid spy holds the squad room at bay. The officers bring in a disorderly mime.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 35

61. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Toys (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.1
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Combatting toy makers create a disturbance. A claustrophobic prisoner has a problem with the jail cell. Barney faces his first holiday as a separated man.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 33

62. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Advancement (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Harris signs a contract for a new book. A lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning ticket. Luger manipulates Barney into writing a letter to his mail-order bride.

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 30

63. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Altercation (1982)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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The Harris-Ripner conflict reaches a boiling point. A mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five- year-old crush on Barney.

Director: Alan Bergmann | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 23

64. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Dietrich's Arrest: Part 1 (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Dietrich is arrested for participating in an anti-nuclear rally. A lottery winner dispenses of his prize money by throwing it out a window. Barney discovers he can't afford his apartment now that it is being converted into a condominium.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

65. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Dietrich's Arrest: Part 2 (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Harris is assigned to book Dietrich, whose arrest earns a visit from Internal Affairs. A nuclear engineer is arrested for splashing participants with atomic water.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 30

66. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Dog Days (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Wojo is bitten by a German Shepherd that may be rabid. The Millers prepare for their impending separation.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 35

67. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Field Associate (1981)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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The detectives are edgy because someone is sending specific information about them to Internal Affairs. Harris sets up a reunion between an elderly cat burglar and his wife who reported him missing years ago.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 35

68. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Inquisition (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Lieutenant Scanlon investigates an anonymous letter that identifies a member of the precinct as a homosexual. An angry shopper destroys to an elevator's MUZAK machine.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 30

69. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Landmark: Part 1 (1982)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Wojo's discovery of an ancient weapon results in a buyer expressing interest in the precinct building.

Director: Tony Sheehan | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

70. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Middle Age (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Barney feels the aging process. Dietrich arrests an aging Olympic hopeful who practices his javelin toss in Central Park. A Hassidic Jew is the target of a diamond thief.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 31

71. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Open House (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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The precinct hosts an open house that attracts only vagrants. Wojo and Harris try to get a lead on an arsonist. Barney's enthusiasm in moving back home is tempered by the hotel manager who refuses to refund him his upcoming month's rent.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 36

72. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Paternity (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Wojo is proved innocent in a paternity suit, but at a price. An angry patron vandalizes a theater. A beauty queen is robbed.

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 36

73. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: People's Court (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Weary apartment dwellers band together to catch a burglar. A census taker takes drastic measures to count an unco-operative target.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

74. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Counterfeiter (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Harris pumps a counterfeiter for his life story. A man takes exception to a cosmetic surgeon's work on his wife.

Director: Max Gail | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

75. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The DNA Story (1979)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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The squad searches for a viral strain stolen from a lab. A woman is convinced that her husband is really a clone.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 33

76. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Delegate (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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A drunk and disorderly man turns out to be a delegate from the 1976 Democratic convention. Barney discovers that the newly assigned Officer Nash is not really a police officer.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

77. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Slave (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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Harris objects to the fact that the Burmese chauffeur being arrested for a traffic accident is actually an indentured servant.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 35

78. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Uniform Day (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

8.0
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The staff serve the annual department-mandated ritual day in uniform, except Harris who wears his customary three-piece suit.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 26

79. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Agent Orange (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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Wojo takes a personal interest in a fellow vet whose crime spree may be related to Agent Orange exposure during the Vietnam War. A domestic dispute occurs at the Brauer household when their... See full summary »

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

80. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Appendicitis (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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Yemana is hospitalized with appendicitis. Guests to the jail include a sugar addict and an aging bounty hunter.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 30

81. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Blizzard (1977)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A blizzard traps the precinct with a corpse. A self-proclaimed prophet predicts a new ice age.

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 42

82. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Burial (1977)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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Retired Detective Fish returns to assist Barney in locating a kidnapped corpse.

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 34

83. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Computer Crime (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A computer firm has difficulty retrieving embezzled funds. An educated young man claims to be under the influence of a voodoo curse.

Director: Max Gail | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 36

84. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Corporation (1977)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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An environmentalist who has been attacking a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-priced lawyer.

Director: Hal Linden | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 41

85. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Evaluation (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A porno shop reporting vandalism turns out to be a mom-and-pop operation being hassled by the parents' children. Harris arrests a numerologist who will only give his name as "1223." The squad members await their evaluations.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 30

86. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Good-Bye, Mr. Fish: Part 1 (1977)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires. A neighborhood vigilante group is out of control.

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 43

87. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Homicide: Part 1 (1980)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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The department restructures precincts into specialty squads. Luger gets the 12th assigned as a homicide squad. A man murders his barber. A woman hires a hit man to kill her husband and then changes her mind.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 30

88. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Landmark: Part 2 (1982)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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The interested buyer purchases the precinct building. Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school. Luger tries to bail out on his mail-order bride.

Director: Danny Arnold | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

89. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Movie: Part 1 (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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Harris is assigned to direct a pornographic movie for an investigation. An former-generation radio news reporter assaults a young television anchor.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 35

90. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Obituary (1982)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A newspaper obituary creates a commotion when the subject is discovered to be alive. The detectives arrest a modern-day chicken thief.

Director: Gennaro Montanino | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 27

91. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Resignation (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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Dietrich feels guilty and resigns when he shoots a felon. A playwright assaults an incompetent actor.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 32

92. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Sex Surrogate (1977)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile. Weary of waiting for a promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Abe Vigoda, Max Gail, Ron Glass

Votes: 46

93. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: Strip Joint (1979)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A bookstore owner is angry when a strip club opens near his store. A man is convinced that he is on the verge of spontaneous combustion.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 41

94. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Harris Incident (1978)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A rookie cop assumes Harris is a felon and shoots at him. A stockbroker leaves Wall Street to become a beggar.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 37

95. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Prisoner (1978)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A prisoner released after serving his sentence has difficulty adjusting to civilian life. A cat burglar's widow continues the family business.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 32

96. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Radical (1978)

TV-PG | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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A shoplifting suspect turns out to be a wanted 1960s-era radical, whose raging about the Vietnam War stirs up passions and polarizes the precinct. An overweight burglar becomes the butt of jokes.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Jack Soo

Votes: 41

97. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Rainmaker (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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The officers arrest a rainmaker, only to discover that he was hired by the drought-ridden city. Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich each consider applying for a job opening in vice.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 25

98. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Tontine (1982)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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The survivor of a tontine attempts suicide so he can leave the money to his cousin.

Director: Homer Powell | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 31

99. Barney Miller (1974–1982)
Episode: The Vests (1981)

TV-PG | 25 min | Comedy, Drama

7.9
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The detectives object to wearing their new bulletproof vests. Luger interviews the detectives in case of the need for an obituary.

Director: Noam Pitlik | Stars: Hal Linden, Max Gail, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg

Votes: 29

100. The Ed Sullivan Show (1948–1971)

TV-G | 60 min | Comedy, Music

7.8
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The classic prime time variety show most famous for its vaudeville acts and rock music performances.

Stars: Ed Sullivan, Johnny Wayne, Frank Shuster, Roberta Peters

Votes: 883