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1. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Maternal Combustion (2015)
Oh, well. Well, this is adorable. When he arranged to get some yellow-cake from Chad, I thought he was talking about twinkies from one of his friends.
2. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Hammered (2009)
Oh, please. I can quit anytime I want and if I committed a felony, I wouldn't trot them out like the old Twinkie defense.
3. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Name (2005)
Do Twinkies last forever? Give you twenty bucks, take a bite.
4. House M.D. (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Autopsy (2005)
I'm gonna get a plastic surgeon, get the Twinkie back in the wrapper.
5. Family Guy (1999 TV Series)
Episode: He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)
He's figured out how to get the twinkie.
6. Grease (1978)
I got Twinkies. Anybody want one?
Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.
7. Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
A classic pairing. And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Chateau d'Yquem for pudding?
8. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Homer and Apu (1994)
Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.
9. Community (2009 TV Series)
Episode: A Fistful of Paintballs (2011)
I'm not risking my butt hauling ammo back for the guy who has Vicki dancing for twinkies.
She's a dance major, Jeff! And she likes twinkies.
10. Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a twinkie.
11. Scrubs (2001 TV Series)
Episode: My Last Day (2002)
Carla, my ex-husband is in love with you. It's true. Ask your boyfriend, he knows; he and Perry talk about it all the time. I don't know why you haven't mentioned this to her! Perhaps you're afraid of something? Huh. And Bob? When are you gonna tell Perry that that promotion you're making him jump through hoops for, was filled months ago! It just seems wrong. Which brings us to Twinkie. If you don't have the courage to tell your 'colleague' Dr. Dorian that you're still crazy about him, I'm gonna go ahead and do it for ya, 'cause that's what friends do. Yeah! And finally, Perry, you are not gonna believe what happened the first time I met your little protégé, here...
12. Ghostbusters (1984)
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
That's a big Twinkie.
Tell him about the Twinkie.
What about the Twinkie?
...let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a twinkie... 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds.
That's a big Twinkie.
13. Frasier (1993 TV Series)
Episode: Frasier Loves Roz (1996)
She did attack a vending machine once, when a Twinkie came out of the Oreo chute.
14. Donnie Darko (2001)
You want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know, it takes a little, little while to find that out. Right, Jim? And you. Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson. And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
15. Castle (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Significant Others (2013)
No, you've got to take care of it. This is Meredith we're talking about; the deep-fried Twinkie that Castle has ex sex with whenever she rolls into town.
16. Castle (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Always Buy Retail (2009)
I had sex with my ex-wife this morning. My first ex-wife. Meredith. Alexis' mom. And she's thinking about moving back to New York. Do you know what that would mean to me? That would be a very special brand of hell. The hell of a deep-fried Twinkie.
A deep-fried Twinkie?
Yeah, the guilty pleasure that you know is bad for you, so you only do it once, maybe twice a year for the novelty. But the deep-fried Twinkie everyday is...
And you call your ex-wife a deep-fried Twinkie.
17. ER (1994 TV Series)
Episode: My Brother's Keeper (1998)
Ah, look at that. Twinkies.
18. The Replacements (2000)
Hey! Clifford, Twinkie!
Got any Twinkies?
19. Stand by Me (1986)
Geez, Gordie. Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer?
20. Zombieland (2009)
Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?
Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.
Where are the fucking Twinkies?
There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty.
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos."
No Twinkies.
21. Gone Baby Gone (2007)
I mean, the father's got him in this crack den, subsisting on twinkies and ass-whippings, and this little boy just wants someone to tell him that he's doing a good job. You're worried what's Catholic? I mean, kids forgive. Kids don't judge. Kids turn the other cheek. What do they get for it? So I went back out there, I put an ounce of heroin on the living room floor, and I sent the father on a ride, seven to life.
22. Chuck (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Chuck Versus the First Date (2008)
Hey, Casey. 90 Twinkies in 3 minutes!
23. Oz (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Cruel and Unusual Punishments (1999)
Yeah Falwell, the reverend somebody says twinky dink or whatever his name is, he's a butt pirate.
24. Bridge to Terabithia (2007)
I want my Twinkies, Janice Avery!
What Twinkies, Twinkie?
Alexandra! My daddy gave me Twinkies. And neither one squished 'cause I didn't put 'em next to my drink.
May Belle. I'd shut up about those Twinkies if I were you.
25. Heavy Weights (1995)
Don't put Twinkies on your pizza!
26. Veronica Mars (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Pilot (2004)
That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!
27. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Could you get me a Twinkie?
28. Click (2006)
Twinkie. Don't need it. You don't need it, man. You do need a Yodel, though. Good job.
Twinkie. You don't need e'm. You don't need e'm. You do need a Yodel, though.
How can I sleep with two Twinkie burglers roaming around?
Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the SS Fat Ass! Really good for my self esteem! Maybe if you took me to Pilates like you said you would, people wouldn't think I was Rosie O'Donnell!
Come on Ben, I love you! Bring me back the Twinkies!
29. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.
Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? Say please! Mmmm...
30. Die Hard 2 (1990)
Take the Twinkie out of your mouth and grab a pencil, will ya?
31. All in the Family (1971 TV Series)
Episode: Sammy's Visit (1972)
Open up a fresh box of Twinkies for Mr. Davis.
Twinkies?
32. Disturbia (2007)
Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?
33. Hollow Man (2000)
The usual: coffee and Twinkies.
34. Father Ted (1995 TV Series)
Episode: A Christmassy Ted (1996)
Father Hank Tree. Father Hiroshima Twinkie. Father Stig Bubblecard. Father Johnny Helzapoppin. Father Luke Duke. Father Billy Furley. Father Chewy Louie. Father John Hoop. Father Harry Cakelinem. Father Rabulah Conundrum. Father Pee-wee Stairmaster. Father Tri-Peglips. Father Jemimah Ractoole. Father Jerry Twig. Father Spodo Komodo. Father Canabramalamer. Father Todd Unctious.
35. Queer as Folk (2000 TV Series)
Episode: Ted's Not Dead (2000)
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you... For going home with some tweaked out little twinkie, and thinking you got lucky. Did he let you eat his ass? Did he let you suck his cock? Well, I hope he was worth it... And fuck you for choosing me. I ought to let you lie here forever. How'd you like that? Can you hear me? You know..., you're not so bad looking. In fact..., you look better like this. You should die more often. Or live, so that I don't have to say "yes". Yes, I'll do it. I'll give you what you want, what you need. But don't think it's for you. It's not. It's for me.
36. Where the Heart Is (2000)
Oh, I don't know. Pez? Twinkie? One of 'em.
37. Flight of the Navigator (1986)
Hey, blimpo... too many Twinkies.
38. Barney Miller (1974 TV Series)
Episode: Good-Bye, Mr. Fish: Part 2 (1977)
I'll call the twinkie mobile
Fish , I know it's painful and it's even unfair... but you've got to face the reality, that IS the reality and you gotta face it or you'll wind up like that 'twinkie' in the cage out there. Fish, you've earned the right to do something else, to do what you want to do, what you'd enjoy doing.
39. The Monster Squad (1987)
Creature stole my twinkie!
40. The Three Stooges (2012)
Yes? No, no, I want it with custard, not whipped cream. I ordered an éclair, not a Twinkie!
41. Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994)
I think those Twinkies are starting to rot his brain.
42. Burying the Ex (2014)
Twinkies don't expire.
43. Camp Nowhere (1994)
I'll mail you a Twinkie.
44. Bring It On: All or Nothing (2006 Video)
Ooh I know who you are you was killing at the tryouts the other day. When I saw you, I was like, "Damn. That girl know how to cheer her butt off." What little butt you do have. Uhh we need to fatten you up just a little bit, baby. Have you ever had fried twinkies?
45. Sports Night (1998 TV Series)
Episode: The Hungry and the Hunted (1998)
We shot a deer. In the woods near Lake Mattatuck on the second day. There was a special vest they had me wear so that they could distinguish me from things they wanted to shoot, and I was pretty grateful for that. Almost the whole day had gone by, and we hadn't gotten anything. Eddie was getting frustrated and Bob Shoemaker was getting embarrassed. My camera guy needed to re-load so I told everybody to take a ten minute break. There was a stream nearby and I walked over with this care-package Natalie made me. I sat down and when I looked up I saw three of them; small, bigger, biggest. Recognizable to any species on the face of the planet as a child, a mother and a father. Now, the trick in shooting deer is you gotta get 'em out in the open. And it's tough with deer, 'cause these are clever, cagey animals with an intuitive sense of danger. You know what you have to do to get a deer out in the open? You hold out a twinkie. That animal clopped up to me like we were at a party. She seemed to be pretty interested in the twinkie, so I gave it to her. Looking back, she'd have been better off if I'd given her the damn vest. And Bob kind of screamed at me in whisper, "Move away!" The camera had been re-loaded and it looked like the day wasn't gonna be a washout after all. So I backed away, a couple of steps at a time, and I closed my eyes when I heard the shot. Look, I know these are animals, and they don't play bridge and go to the prom, but you can't tell me that the little one didn't know who his mother was. That's gotta mean something. And later, at the hospital, Bob Shoemaker was telling me about the nobility and tradition of hunting and how it related to the native American Indians. And I nodded and I said that was interesting while I was thinking about what a load of crap it was. Hunting was part of Indian culture. It was food and it was clothes and it was shelter. They sang and danced and offered prayers to the gods for a successful hunt so that they could survive just one more unimaginably brutal winter. The things they had to kill held the highest place of respect for them, and to kill for fun was a sin. And they knew the gods wouldn't be so generous next time. What we did wasn't food and it wasn't shelter and it sure wasn't sports! It was just mean!
46. The Hitcher (2007)
Ding Dongs or Twinkies?
47. You, Me and Dupree (2006)
You haven't really been taking care of yourself. I can't remember the last time you exercised. And how many Twinkies have you had today?
Oh Carl, please. There's like a million Twinkie wrappers on the floor of your car. You're not fooling anybody.
48. In Plain Sight (2008 TV Series)
Episode: Rubble with a Cause (2009)
Oh, and Marshall, for the record, I'd sell you out for a Twinkie.
49. The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)
Have a twinkie, snapperhead.
50. That Girl (1966 TV Series)
Episode: The Good Skate (1967)
Twinkie is the drinkie for young people on the move.
If you dig action, you'll love Twinkie... and you'll be in the groove.
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