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1. The Flash (2014 TV Series)
Episode: Grodd Lives (2015)
What was his lair like? Did he eat the banana? Does he like King Kong? He's more of a Planet of the Apes kind of ape?
2. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Skywalker Incursion (2015)
Come on, Raj! You are the King Kong of ping pong! You are the menace of table tennis! Put her away, because I don't have a third one!
3. How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: World's Greatest Couple (2006)
300 inch flatscreen! They only sell them in Japan but I know a guy. They ship it over in a tugboat like freakin' King Kong!
4. The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
He likes long, violent walks on historic builds. It's King Kong!
Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser, Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentlemen Ghost, Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King!
5. Roseanne (1988 TV Series)
Episode: Mothers and Other Strangers (1996)
New York is funny, huh? King Kong didn't fall, he actually jumped.
6. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000 TV Series)
Episode: Pilot (2000)
We restore peace of mind. And when you're a victim, that's everything. Stick with it. At least until you solve your first, and if after that, you don't feel like King Kong on cocaine, then you can quit. But if you stay with it, my hand to God, you will never regret it.
7. M*A*S*H (1972 TV Series)
Episode: The Colonel's Horse (1976)
King Kong, this big monkey, carried her to the top of the Empire State Building.
8. Married with Children (1987 TV Series)
Episode: Flight of the Bumblebee (1995)
Main event featuring 'King Kong' Bundy. Hey, Al, is he a relative of yours?
9. Will & Grace (1998 TV Series)
Episode: Bathroom Humor (2006)
They can make "King Kong," but we can't get THIS to work?
10. Monk (2002 TV Series)
Episode: Mr. Monk and the Candidate: Part 2 (2002)
Oh, right! How could I have missed? The guy's King Kong!
11. Jurassic Park (1993)
What have they got in there, King Kong?
12. Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
King? King? And which King might that be? King Richard? King Louis? King Kong? Larry King?
King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
I mean, don't you know it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest?
Is it not also illegal to sit on the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?
Robin of Loxley, where is your king?
Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
It's good to be the king.
He "deered" to kill a King's dare.
He dared to kill a King's deer.
So that's our story and it worked out good/King Richard's on his throne and Robin's back in the hood/ so let's bid our friends a fine ado/and we'll hope to meet again in Robin Hood 2/ I said hey!
13. The Blind Side (2009)
He looks so big compared to you like Jessica Lange right next to King Kong
14. The A-Team (1983 TV Series)
Episode: Mexican Slayride (1983)
Well, who are we today? Harold Lloyd? King Kong? Napoleon's parrot?
15. White Chicks (2004)
Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your "1980 pick-up lines", climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me.
Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
16. The Cosby Show (1984 TV Series)
Okay, pretend you're King Kong and those are the Three Stooges.
17. Boy Meets World (1993 TV Series)
Episode: Torn between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool) (1998)
Let me guess. King Kong. Don King. Donkey Kong King.
Okay, those were all good answers, weren't they? Except for the Donkey Kong King whatever. Look, Mr. Feeny, you can't play. You're already a citizen okay? Alright, Minh! You're holding a king. Category is, uh, civil rights.
I have a king.
I have a dream. That my four little children will live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. Dr. Martin Luther King!
Some cards are red. Some cards are black. Some are kings and queen and some are sixes and sevens.
18. Training Day (2001)
Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
19. Last Action Hero (1993)
, I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger, have a surprize party for Adolf Hitler, Hannibal Lecter can do the catering, and then we'll have christening for Rosemary's Baby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win!
20. Charlie's Angels (1976 TV Series)
Episode: Terror on Ward One (1977)
Alright, come on, King Kong, get in...
21. The Devil's Rejects (2005)
When we get done with them, they're gonna think King Kong came down from Skull Mountain and raped them a new fucking asshole!
What did you say about the King?
22. Contagion (2011)
Godzilla, King Kong, Frankenstein all in one.
23. Lizzie McGuire (2001 TV Series)
Episode: The Untitled Stan Jansen Project (2001)
Yeah, Gordo. Looks like you are the King Kong of this monkey house.
24. The Incredible Hulk (1978 TV Series)
Episode: Metamorphosis (1979)
King Kong City, man, but green and big. And I do mean big.
25. She's Out of My League (2010)
OK, OK, OK. King Kong and Naomi Watts.
26. Rio (2011)
Little King Kong!
Hey, Ralfie! If it isn't the king of carnival!
I'll have you rotisseried! I was the king of telenovelas The envy of all the other fellows. Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious. Common Paraguayan name.
I'll have you rotisseried! I was the king of telenovelas The envy of all the other fellows. Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious. Common Paraguayan name.
27. Porky's (1981)
Just get her up in the equipment room, and you'll find out. But beware of King Kong.
28. The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961 TV Series)
Episode: I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All (1964)
Who you knittin' this for, King Kong?
29. Just Shoot Me! (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Future Issues (2003)
It's not a poem, it's a hard-core, def-jam gangsta rap. I haven't had time to lay down the beats, so you'll have imagine the chains and the bling-bling and the Escalade. Here goes: There's a guy named Jack Gallo / Is he shallow? No / He just gots to go / Now he's flying solo... again, you have to imagine the boom-boom and the bitches and the rest. All the while / he made me smile like Gomer Pyle / I look up to him like Fay Wray looked up to King Kong / Like the Chinese to ping-pong / Slap it on da bing-bong.
30. Purple Rain (1984)
King Kong ?
31. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: Strange Bedfellows (1975)
You came in first in the King Kong look-alike contest.
32. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: The Will (1977)
It would take Muhammad Ali, Rosey Grier, with an assist from King Kong to get me on any part of you!
33. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: When John Comes Marching Home (1977)
And at the time, the band was playing your song. Never forget it. The love theme from "King Kong."
34. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: A Little Extra Security (1974)
Is this your Aunt Esther, or King Kong after he fell off the Empire State Building?
35. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: Aunt Esther Meets Her Son (1976)
Hard to tell. Standing next to Esther, King Kong would look like John-Boy.
36. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: The Masquerade Party (1975)
Don't we make a nice couple: King Kong and the Bride of Frankenstein?
37. Sanford and Son (1972 TV Series)
Episode: The Director (1976)
Oh, yeah? How about King Kong?
38. Harry and the Hendersons (1987)
I wanted King Kong, you brought me a goddamn giant gerbil. I told you exactly what to do. You didn't even come close.
39. The Six Million Dollar Man (1974 TV Series)
Episode: Bigfoot V (1977)
I had that net made strong enough to hold King Kong.
40. New Nightmare (1994)
Every kid knows who Freddy is. He's like Santa Claus... or King Kong or...
41. Charles in Charge (1984 TV Series)
Episode: U. F. Oh No! (1987)
Yeah right and King Kong's afraid of Punky Brewster!
42. Chappelle's Show (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Episode #2.4 (2004)
I'm Rick James, bitch! Hey everybody, King Kong ain't got shit on me!
43. Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)
KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH!
44. The Nutty Professor (1996)
Boy he looks like King Kong with titties.
45. Lucas (1986)
Yeah, but not King Kong.
46. Animaniacs (1993 TV Series)
Episode: Useless Facts/The Senses/The World Can Wait/Kiki's Kitten (1993)
*You* dated King Kong? No!
47. The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Alice in Wonderland (2014)
And this is another reason why Wonderland doesn't work as a strategic world of war: There's cake that makes you grow huge. Whoever has that shit, battle over! You win! Mass produce that shit, and make an army of King Kongs! You could squash this place like a Lego city faster than you can say "curiouser and curiouser"! It's like if Malice and I had some of that cake, and we suddenly came across a threat.
It's Tim Bur-ton, / There's spirals everywhere! / It's Tim, / Let's get you fucked-up hair! / It's Tim, / Where everything is styled / Over-substance but it looks / Good so who cares? / It's Tim! / It's Tim Bur-ton, / All angles are askew! / It's Tim, / With foggy lenses too! / It's Tim, / Where all supporting characters are kings / Holding the movies on the wings / And all the leads are 'bout as interesting as glue! / It's Tim! / This world of such uniqueness has been done a million times, / A dark and gloomy outlet for suburbanites to whine! / And though it's saying little, hipsters think it's saying more, / It's selling much more whiteness than a rich albino whore! / Remakes, reboots, / They're making us a ton / Of loot / And anything that's new / Is rare / And, yes, the style's showing wear and tear / But all the profit's clearly there / And will it get old? We don't care, / Try something different we won't dare / 'Cause our supplies of working apes / Are making millions by the share! / TIM BUR-TON!
I don't know. A beaver shall lead the way for the "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" kids with the Lion King.
48. The Nostalgia Critic (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Old vs. New: King Kong (2010)
Who would have thought a story about a... giant monkey who falls in love with a woman, climbs buildings and smashes dinosaurs would be considered a classic? Well, "King Kong" certainly was. When it was released in 1933, it captured the world's interest with its groundbreaking effects and a timeless story about what happens when two threatening natures collide. Since then, there has been several remakes, but they sucked donkeys, and none of them have been considered on par with the original. That is, until 2005, when Peter Jackson took his shot at telling the story. This is the only version that people say is not only as good as the original, but possibly better. But can it truly outdo the classic? Is there really enough there to keep it fresh and new while still staying true to the original? Well, let's find out! I never thought I'd be putting the position to say this, but it's monkey versus monkey here on Nostalgia Critic!
49. King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)
King Kong can't make a monkey out of us!
I'll toss you... Heads for King Kong.
What? King Kong is my responsibility, and you have no right to destroy him!
King Kong could kill us all! You wouldn't care! Publicity's all you want! Publicity!
Do you think King Kong smiles?
Oh, I'll bet Kong has no chance.
The storm will awaken Kong's inner strength. You'll see.
50. Corner Gas (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Buzz Driver (2007)
The file cabinet is jammed again. You know the drawer glides shut nice and gentle, but you always close it like you're King Kong or Godzilla.
No, I don't. If I was King Kong, I'd just shake it and throw it out the window. Or if I was Godzilla, I'd just burn it or hit it with my tail.
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