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1. Supernatural (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Bad Day at Black Rock (2007)
I'm Batman.
Yeah, you're Batman.
2. Supernatural (2005 TV Series)
Episode: #thinman (2014)
You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and got dressed up as Batman and jumped off the shed 'cause you thought you could fly.
Hey, I was nine, and was dressed up as Superman. okay? Everybody knows Batman can't fly.
3. Supernatural (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Like a Virgin (2011)
So, what, you think Batman tried to rape her?
4. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Grasshopper Experiment (2007)
It says, "Keep this on your person at all times". It's right here under Batman's signature.
5. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Excelsior Acquisition (2010)
I've decided I'm going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy of this month's Batman.
That's crazy; Stan Lee had nothing to do with Batman.
That's a great idea; I'm going to get him to sign a Batman as well.
6. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary (2009)
It might also interest you to know that Wil Wheaton currently ranks sixth on my all-time enemies list, right between director Joel Schumacher who nearly destroyed the Batman movie franchise, and Billy Sparks, who lived down the street from me and put dog poo on the handles of my bicycle.
7. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Bad Fish Paradigm (2008)
"I'm Batman!"
I'm Batman! Ssh!
8. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Viewing Party Combustion (2016)
I have a question about Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Manbat is a part man part bat hybrid. Now, if Manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Manbatman;?
But wouldn't Manbatman just be a batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
But Batman is a man. You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man. That's just Manman.
Well, that's just Batman.
No, if a man dresses as a bat, that's Batman, but if Manman dresses as a bat that's Batmanman.
I never got to ask my question about Batman.
If Batman were bitten by a radioactive manbat and then fought crime disguised as Manbat, would he be Manbatmanbatman or simply Manbatmanbatbatman?
Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Manbat suit?
9. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Cooper/Kripke Inversion (2013)
Now I can look like Val Kilmer as Batman, instead of Val Kilmer as he looks today.
10. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Celebration Experimentation (2016)
You want to just bring a few people in here? You know, Wil Wheaton in the bathtub, Batman on the toilet. It'll be like the weirdest ComiCon ever.
Batman finally came to your party.
11. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Justice League Recombination (2010)
I'm Batman.
12. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem (2008)
I weep for the future of science. Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out.
13. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Bakersfield Expedition (2013)
Let's see. Well, you got your basic clean good guys, Superman, Spiderman, Captain America. Then you have your darker anti-heroes, your Batman, your Wolverine, Punisher.
Oh, well um, you got your basic clean-cut good guys, like Superman, Spider-Man, Captain America, then you got your darker "anti-heroes", like Batman, Wolverine, Punisher.
14. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Hofstadter Isotope (2009)
Well, I've spent the last three hours in an online debate in the DC Comics Batman chatroom, and I need your help.
I am asserting, in the event that Batman's death proves permanent, that original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl.
Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge. But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing, a superhero in his own right. Batman 2 has to be the second Robin, Jason Todd.
15. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Occupation Recalibration (2014)
Batman got his ass kicked by a curling iron.
16. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Dependence Transcendence (2016)
You know why Batman wanders around at night getting into fights?
17. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Griffin Equivalency (2008)
We're here to cheer up Koothrappali, not kill Batman.
18. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Empathy Optimization (2016)
Hey, so I saw a movie trailer the other day. How could Batman possibly fight Superman? Isn't that dumb!
Well, Batman's got a lot of money; maybe he builds a suit that can do everything Superman can do.
Now Ben Affleck as Batman.
19. Suits (2011 TV Series)
Episode: The Arrangement (2013)
Always *was*. Harvey is not Superman anymore. He's Batman. And Batman needs Robin.
20. Suits (2011 TV Series)
Episode: Pilot (2011)
So now you're Batman?
21. NCIS (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Deliverance (2009)
That's like shining the Bat-symbol and Batman showing up.
22. Deadpool (2016)
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. And I think she's in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too.
23. Friends (1994 TV Series)
Episode: The One with Rachel's Big Kiss (2001)
You can't wear Batman's tux. I got James Bond's tux. You'll ruin the special time for me.
Hey, hey... why don't we put them on? You know, get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together.
Ross is Batman.
24. The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
Batman, woah!
Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.
You wanna play games, do you Batman? Save the city or catch your greatest enemy!
Hey Batman! I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff! Gonna have to rename this the "Buttmobile".
Wait a minute. Bruce Wayne is Batman... 's roommate?
Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous. And logos. Really long and dramatic logos. Warner Bros. Why not Warner Brothers? I dunno. DC. The house that Batman built. Yeah, what Superman? Come at me bro. I'm your kryptonite. Hmm, not sure what RatPac does but that logo is macho. I dig it. Okay, get yourself ready for some... reading. If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hoooo. No, I said that. Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs and a nine pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab. Now lets start the movie.
Batman will stop you.
Well tonight is going to be different tonight is my greatest plan yet and trust me Batman's never going to see it coming like the time with the Parade and the Prince music.
Whoa, let me tell you something, jay bird, Batman doesn't do ships.
As in relationships. There is no us, Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you, I don't need anyone, you mean nothing to me, no-one does.
It's got to be one or the other Batman save the city or fetch your greatest enemy! You can't do both.
Who always pays their taxes? Not Batman!
Batman! Who always pays their taxes?
Not batman!
25. The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Take Your Daughter to Work Day (2006)
That's Batman.
26. Modern Family (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Not in My House (2010)
I don't know, he comes when we need him - he's like Batman, but straight.
27. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Dolls (2002)
You know, GI Joe, Batman...
28. How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Naked Man (2008)
All these years, I have been busting my hump with my secret identities and my tricks and my gadgets. I mean, I'm like Batman. But this Mitch fellow? He's Superman. He just rips off his clothes and he's good to go.
29. How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Dowisetrepla (2007)
I appreciate your help. But there is a reason why your name is Robin, not Batman.
30. How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Good Crazy (2012)
Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to d**k Grayson his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, A.K.A. Robin!
31. How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Stinson Missile Crisis (2011)
Come on, we're a trio, we've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred!
32. Dexter (2006 TV Series)
Episode: Run (2012)
Hannah McKay. She spent six years in juvie after pleading guilty to being Wayne Randall's accomplice. She always claimed she was just another one of his victims. Wayne called her the Robin to his Batman, but with better legs.
33. Teen Wolf (2011 TV Series)
Episode: Pack Mentality (2011)
Well, why is it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time.
Nobody's Batman and Robin any of the time.
34. Teen Wolf (2011 TV Series)
Episode: Restraint (2012)
Stiles, you make a good Batman.
You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman.
35. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Nobody cares about Clark Kent taking on the Batman.
36. The Dark Knight (2008)
You know that day that you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It's coming.
See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
Did Batman save you, Daddy?
Batman has no limits.
Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
Well, maybe Batman will save you.
If you don't like what I have to offer, you can buy from someone else. Assuming Batman left anyone to buy from.
I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
Are you the real Batman?
Dear Bruce. I need to be honest and clear. I'm going to marry Harvey Dent. I love him, and I want to spend the rest of my life with him. When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman we could be together, I meant it. But now I'm sure the day won't come when *you* no longer need Batman. I hope it does; and if it does I will be there, but as your friend. I'm sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people. Love, now and always, Rachel.
He was right. We have to fix real problem: Batman.
Now there's a Batman!
Are you the real Batman?
Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME!
You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.
Very well. Take the Batman into custody.
I am the Batman.
He was right. We have to fix real problems: Batman.
Batman? Batman! Why's he running dad?
Let's wind the clocks back a year: These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you, so what happened? Did your balls drop off? I know why you choose to have your "group therapy" sessions in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman. Batman has shown your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent, he's just the beginning.
And as for the television's so-called "plan", Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them, and...
37. Mad Men (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Marriage of Figaro (2007)
Draper? Who knows anything about that guy, no one's ever lifted that rock. He could be Batman for all we know.
38. That '70s Show (1998 TV Series)
Episode: Halloween (1999)
He had to, he's Batman.
39. iZombie (2015 TV Series)
Episode: Cape Town (2015)
Would you say that to Batman?
40. iZombie (2015 TV Series)
Episode: Liv and Let Clive (2015)
I don't know how many Take Back the Night self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.
41. Family Guy (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (2005)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
42. Family Guy (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Family Goy (2009)
Would he win in a fight with Batman?
Well, Chris, think about what you're saying; Parker Lewis *Can't lose*. Heretofore, Batman can suck on that.
43. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail (1993)
Batman?
Batman's a scientist.
It's NOT Batman.
44. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer (1997)
Either that or Batman has really let himself go.
45. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) (1993)
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost its wheel, and the Joker got away, hey!
46. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (1989)
Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke it's wheel, and the Joker got aw...
47. Community (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Introduction to Statistics (2009)
Can I ask you something I always wanted to ask the real Batman?
Batman?
If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Where ever there are masks or if there's tom foolery in joy, I'm there. But sometimes I'm not because I'm out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can't sleep. You sleep, I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No, I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
48. Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
You're Batman.
Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
So I tell her, 'I think I should leave now'. And she looks at me surprised as if she couldn't understand what had just happened and why I was leaving... The only excuse that I could fathom would be acceptable is to tell her that I am indeed Batman, and I'm sorry I just saw that Bat signal out the window.
49. Seinfeld (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Fire (1994)
You're Batman.
Yeah, I am Batman.
You're Batman.
Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
50. Scrubs (2001 TV Series)
Episode: My Fifteen Minutes (2001)
Holy inferiority complex, Batman! Why am I the sidekick in my own fantasy?
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