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1. The Vampire Diaries (2009 TV Series)
Episode: After School Special (2013)
Class is in session. You've all been compelled, you know the rules. Answer my questions honestly. No disobedience, no one leaves. April, my sweet, take notes. This is how you get answers in this town. Let's start with a little quiz. In the year 1114, my brother learned, thanks to yours truly, about about a brotherhood of vampire hunters with tattoos that grew with each kill. These tattoos revealed what, Elena?
2. Arrival (2016)
In their final session, the alien said, "There is no time. Many become one."
3. Supernatural (2005 TV Series)
Episode: On the Head of a Pin (2009)
John Winchester. Made quite a name for himself. A hundred years. After each session, I'd make him the same offer I made you. I put down my blade if he picked one up.
4. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Commitment Determination (2015)
Sheldon, do you understand the irony of your fixation on a man with super speed, while after five years all I can get out of you is a distracted make-out session on a couch?
Really? That's the commitment issue you're wrestling with? Sheldon, do you understand the irony of your fixation on a man with super speed, while after five years all I can get out of you is a distracted make-out session on a couch?
5. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Pants Alternative (2010)
That's how you start a psychotherapy session. How am I doing? I was promised a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious. Instead I get the same question I hear from the lady who slices my baloney at Ralph's.
6. Bates Motel (2013 TV Series)
Episode: There's No Place Like Home (2016)
You blacked out in our session yesterday. Norman, um one thing therapists don't always like to tell their patients is that sometimes, for things to get better, they have to feel worse first. I can't make that not true for you, but I can make sure you don't starve.
7. Bones (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Critic in the Cabernet (2009)
I thought these sessions were meant for you to see how we interact as partners. How does this relate?
8. Criminal Minds (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Mr. & Mrs. Anderson (2014)
Okay. For the next couple of days I'd like to increase your sessions. The focus should be about getting back to the basics of being a couple. I want your guys to be more spontaneous. Get out and enjoy a night on the town.
9. Criminal Minds (2005 TV Series)
Episode: True Genius (2012)
Thank you. Thanks. Patricia Cornwell, ladies and gentlemen. Ms. Cornwell will be signing books at the end of the session.
10. Criminal Minds (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Angels (2014)
Look! Those women I had sessions with. Okay, maybe some money changed hands, but that was just for their time!
11. NCIS (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Pop Life (2005)
Uh, just chronicling this little conversation for our next session with Ducky.
12. NCIS (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Recoil (2008)
Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
13. The Office (2005 TV Series)
Episode: A Benihana Christmas (2006)
Could you please keep it down? I'm in session.
14. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Bring on the Night (2002)
Not-I didn't. Must've been an agent of The First, after my little burglary session. The knowledge contained in these files had to be protected...
15. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Hush (1999)
Talk! All talk. Blah blah, Gaia, blah blah, moon, menstrual lifeforce power thingy. You know, after a couple sessions I was hoping we would get into something real but...
16. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Once More, with Feeling (2001)
I'm just worried this whole session's gonna turn into some training montage from an eighties movie.
17. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 TV Series)
Episode: First Date (2003)
Preparing for tomorrow's counseling sessions.
18. Gotham (2014 TV Series)
Episode: Wrath of the Villains: Azrael (2016)
I'm not here for a therapy session, Professor.
19. Gotham (2014 TV Series)
Episode: Wrath of the Villains: This Ball of Mud and Meanness (2016)
Just a few more therapy sessions and you'll be right as rain.
20. Hawaii Five-0 (2010 TV Series)
Episode: Ne Me'e Laua Na Paio (2011)
This is the CIA we are dealing with here. Okay, they wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now. Okay? Just so you know, I understand. Okay, I would not mind a little one on one session with Jenna Kaye. The thought does stimulate my imagination, too.
21. Hawaii Five-0 (2010 TV Series)
Episode: Mea Makamae (2011)
I do. You. And now the sessions over.
22. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: American Tragedy (2013)
Remember what we talked about last session?
23. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Dissonant Voices (2013)
You've spent so much of your life taking care of others, yet this last week, I found myself thinking, all these sessions, you've never mentioned your parents.
24. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Repression (2001)
That you made even sicker with your sodium amytal sessions.
25. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Selfish (2009)
I'll expect your client to be at her first therapy session tomorrow morning.
26. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Sugar (2009)
I'm not finished. School's in session and you've got a lot to learn, hon.
27. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: Deadly Ambition (2013)
Detective, I know you've been through this before, but this session is...
28. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999 TV Series)
Episode: PTSD (2008)
This is a safe place. Everything that is said in session is confidential. You are a client here, Olivia.
You crossed the line, Olivia. When we're in session, you have to put your job aside.
29. How I Met Your Mother (2005 TV Series)
Episode: 46 Minutes (2012)
I can't believe that Kevin doesn't remember me from our sessions three years ago.
30. Doctor Who (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Cold Blood (2010)
Okay. Bringing things to order. The first meeting of representatives of the human race and homo reptilia is now in session. Ha! Never said that before. That's fab. Carry on.
31. Doctor Who (2005 TV Series)
Episode: World War Three (2005)
Fascinating history, Downing Street. 2000 years ago, this was marshland. 1730, it was occupied by a Mister Chicken - he was a nice man - 1796, this was the Cabinet Room. If the Cabinet was in session, and in danger, these were about the four safest walls in the whole of Great Britain. End of Lesson.
32. Doctor Who (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Sound of Drums (2007)
A glorious day. Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin.
33. Blindspot (2015 TV Series)
Episode: Cede Your Soul (2015)
Jane, our sessions are confidential. Whatever you share, it stays here. What makes you ask that?
34. Dexter (2006 TV Series)
Episode: Teenage Wasteland (2010)
Today is not one of those days. When I scheduled a private session with Jordan Chase, I wasn't looking for advice. Just proof. Evidence of exactly how he was involved in Lumen's torture, because the code requires certainty.
35. Dexter (2006 TV Series)
Episode: If I Had a Hammer (2009)
Study session. Shaping young minds... even on a Saturday.
36. Dexter (2006 TV Series)
Episode: Shrink Wrap (2006)
I can't kill Meridian yet - I need another therapy session.
37. Teen Wolf (2011 TV Series)
Episode: Alpha Pact (2013)
Okay, you can have my session. You got bigger issues.
38. The Dark Knight (2008)
Let's wind the clocks back a year: These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you, so what happened? Did your balls drop off? I know why you choose to have your "group therapy" sessions in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman. Batman has shown your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent, he's just the beginning.
39. The X-Files (1993 TV Series)
Episode: Terma (1996)
Ms. Scully, you've had a good long time to think about the question that was asked in our last session. I wanna give you the opportunity to answer that question here, today, so I can help our good chairman here to get on with this proceeding.
40. The Sopranos (1999 TV Series)
Episode: The Strong, Silent Type (2002)
Shut up. Tomorrow you're gonna go with Patsy up to this rehab place in Pennsylvania. You're going in, you're staying in, you're gonna do every fucking session and you're gonna keep your mouth shut. Now if you need anything. Anything at all, Patsy's gonna be half a mile away from you in a motel. Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you?
41. The Sopranos (1999 TV Series)
Episode: The Blue Comet (2007)
OK, I should've asked you for the steak recipe. And missin' sessions, unfortunately, is part of my condition.
42. Mad Men (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Indian Summer (2007)
Psychoanalytic psychotherapy. Psychoanalysis would mean a minimum of three sessions a week and optimally five.
43. That '70s Show (1998 TV Series)
Episode: That Wrestling Show (1999)
Midge, let me stop you right there. I know we've had only one session, but from what I'm hearing, everything you say is completely right and everything that Bob says is completely wrong.
44. iZombie (2015 TV Series)
Episode: Love & Basketball (2015)
Oh, my god. Horny boys are the worst. When all your blood returns to the normal locations in your body, you're gonna care whether that make-out session has left you living or living dead.
45. Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987 TV Series)
Episode: Where Silence Has Lease (1988)
No, Commander. Usually, my calisthenics are more... intense. But those sessions are too personal to be shared.
46. Grease (1978)
Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?
47. Gossip Girl (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The Goodbye Gossip Girl (2009)
Serena van der Woodsen just couldn't leave well enough alone. Since she had the nerve to try to find out the truth about me and who I am, I'm going to tell you the truth about EVERYONE. Every gossip bomb I've got is about to drop and if you got a problem with that, take it up with her. Ever wonder why Miss Carr really left town? Dan Humphrey had sex with her during the school play... the sparks between Humphrey's sis and Nate during a hot photo session... thank God it stopped at a PG-13 or someone would have ended up in jail... like her brother, Dan. And as for Blair Waldorf, say uncle! We hear she kept it in the Bass family on New Year's... with Jack. But rumor has it that Chuck spent some time in Brooklyn... metaphorically speaking of course, with Vanessa. Serena van der Woodsen, here's looking at you for trying to take me on!
48. Person of Interest (2011 TV Series)
Episode: A House Divided (2014)
I can't tell you how long I've waited for this moment. How long we've all been waiting. Now is the time to expose the truth to our fellow citizens... the truth that has been lurking beneath the shadows for so long... that their country's no longer theirs... that their freedoms have been stripped away one camera, one cell phone, one megabyte at a time. Now's the time to pull back the curtain. Welcome to your trial, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to the trial of the United States government. Court is now in session.
49. Person of Interest (2011 TV Series)
Episode: Deus Ex Machina (2014)
Welcome to your trial, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the trial of the United States government. Court is now in session.
50. Archer (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Three to Tango (2015)
Hey! Is it too much to ask during the goddamn workday for two separate sessions of 80 uninterrupted minutes each of quality dump time?
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