6 titles.

1. Firefly (2002 TV Series)
Episode: Out of Gas (2002)
Now, I-nara, she's gotta have some funny whorin' stories, I'd wager.
Hey, you know, we'd have been back first, 'cept there's somethin' wrong with 'Nara's shuttle. She done somethin' to it, Mal. It smells funny.
Let me show you the rest. And-and try to see past what she is and onto what she can be.
Oh, yeah, just step around that. I think something must have been living in here.
Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will.
Mal, you don't have to die alone.
She ain't moving.
I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it.
Whatever you have to. And if you can't do it from here, then get a suit on and go outside on the side of the boat...
Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship.
You buy this ship, treat her proper, she'll be with you for the rest of your life.
I tell you, Zoë, we get a mechanic, get her up and running again, hire a good pilot, maybe a cook - Live like real people. A small crew - They must feel the need to be free. Take jobs as they come. They never have to be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get... we'll just get ourselves a little further.
Why? What does she get?
I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it.
Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship.
She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.
I tell you, Zoë, we get a mechanic, get her up and running again, hire a good pilot, maybe a cook - Live like real people. A small crew - They must feel the need to be free. Take jobs as they come. They never have to be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get... we'll just get ourselves a little further.
Why? What does she get?
2. Fast & Furious (2009)
It starts with the eyes. She's gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20% angel, 80% devil. Down to earth. Ain't afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails.
You asked me why I let Dom go. I did it, because at that moment, I respected him more than I did myself. One thing I've learned from Dom is that nothing really matters unless you have a code.
She did it for you, Dom! She did it for you. Letty came to me to clear your name in exchange for bringing down Braga. She just wanted you to come home!
I gotta ask you something.
3. Corner Gas (2004 TV Series)
Episode: Hurry Hard (2005)
Good gravy, that woman's forever getting new hips! As soon as a new model comes on the market, she's gotta have it.
She's still a free agent. Up the ante.
4. The Cocoanuts (1929)
One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.
All ye suckers... step this way for the big swindle. Ladies and Gentlemen. Before proceeding with the main business of the day, which is the selling of these lots at any price, we are going to have little entertainment. Very little. I want to present to you Miss Polly Potter, the best paying guest in the hotel. In fact, the only paying guest in the hotel. She will sing for you and for me too! Miss Potter...
You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.
You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stuck-oh!
Florida folks, land of perpetual sunshine. Let's get the auction started before we have a tornado.
Tell her she can eat in the lobby.
I no buy nothing. I gotta no money.
I no gotta one cent.
Well, you can have your choice.
Any time you gotta too much, you gotta whole lot. Look, I'll explain it to you. Some time you no gotta much; sometimes you gotta whole lot. You know that it's a lot. Somebody else maybe thinka it's too much; it's a whole lot, too. Now, a whole lot is too much; too much is a whole lot; same thing.
Do you know that property values have increased since 1929 one thousand per cent? Do you know that this is the biggest development since Sophie Tucker? Do you know that Florida is the show spot of America and Cocoanut Manor the black spot of Florida?
Maybe you gotta good idea, huh?
Did anyone ever tell you that you look like the Prince of Wales? I don't mean the present Prince of Wales; one of the old Wales, and believe me when I say Wales, I mean Wales. I know a whale when I see one. Did you say your room is 318? You know I am the proprietor of this hotel and I have a passkey for every room in it.
Come over here, I want to see you. Now, listen to me. I'm not going to have that red-headed fellow running around the lobby. If you want to keep him up in the room, you'll have to keep him in a trap.
Where have you got Cocoanut Custard?
Why, that's on one of the forks. You probably eat with your knife, so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
But what do you want with a Ford when you gotta horse?
I hope all your teeth have cavities and don't forget abscess makes the heart grow fonder.
You must call on me some time! Yes, come up and see my flower beds. I'd like you to see my pansies. I have short pansies and long pansies. Next Spring I'm going to get some early bloomers.
5. At the Circus (1939)
One guy isn't enough. She's gotta have a convention.
Ah, this meeting brings back memories, childhood days. Lemonade! Romance! My life was wrapped around the circus. Her name was Lydia. I met her at the world's fair in 1900, walked down from 1940. Ah, Lydia. She was the most gloooooooooorius creature under the sun. Thaïs! du Barry! Garbo! Rolled up into one... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Lydia, oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia? Lydia, the tattooed lady...
No, no, I'd rather not. I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
Can I have a month off next August?
I ain't got nothing, but you can always have half!
I'll grill her until she's well done! She must know something about this case.
Oh, but, you don't have to go right now, do you?
We must have regard for certain conventions.
I know, you have forgotten. Those June nights on the Riviera, where we sat 'neath the shimmering skies! Moonlight bathing in the Mediterranean! We were young, gay, reckless! The night I drank champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have held more, but you were wearing inner soles! Oh, Hildegarde!
How can you fall asleep? Oh, you count-a sheep, heh? How many sheep you have to count before you fall asleep? One! Eh, you're an insta-maniac.
6. Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005 Documentary)
There I go again with my big mouth. / Spouting off like I got something going / I wrote a show - and it's playing tonight? / I'm so full of shit, man, what was I thinking? / I gotta write a show but how'm I gonna do a show / When I don't even have a show to write! / I never wrote a show / But if I ever wrote a show / I bet that all of them would know / And think it bites! / Do you know what? Fuck them. / I could write a show. / I could write a show. / I'll just, I'll just do it. / I'll write a show. / All it takes is elbow-grease, and I could write a show / I'll write a show tonight / I hope I do it right. / I could take this mixed-up world and put it in a show. / I'll write a show, all right. / And have it by tonight. / All I need is a theater space / And a bag of weed / And a star. / A star! Great! Good job, Sarah, I'm writing a whole show for tonight; I don't even have a star! / Who's gonna be my star? / She's gotta be pretty and she's gotta be smart / She's gotta be funny and she's gotta be hot! / She's gotta have a perfect smile just like me / I just need a star, but who could it be?
She's gotta be the kind of girl that just blows your mind / She ought to be better than those three twats combined! / She's gotta have a thing that you just can't define. / Whoa! Me. It's me. You're beautiful.
Who cares? Different religions. You know. I mean, I guess the only time it's an issue, I suppose, would be like if you're having a baby, you gotta figure out how you want to raise your baby or whatever, which wouldn't even, still not be an issue for us. Because we'd be honest, you know, and just say, you know, like, "Mommy is one of the Chosen People, and, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic."
The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.
There are only two Asian people that I know that I have any problem with at all. One is, uh, Guy Aioki. The other is my friend Steve who actually went pee-pee in my Coke. He's all, "Me Chinese, me play joke!" Uh, if you have to explain it, Steve, it's not funny!
She called me up and she's like, "Aunt Sarah, did you know that Hitler killed sixty million Jews." And I corrected her and I said, "You know, I think he's responsible for killing six million Jews." And she said, "Oh yeah! Six million! I knew that but seriously, I mean, what's the difference?" "Uh, the difference is sixty million is unforgivable, young lady!"
She was 96, so obviously I suspect foul play. And I am spending my own money, and I am getting her body exhumed. And I am going to get a full rape exam performed. And I am going to get to the bottom of this. And my parents are not behind me! What else is new? They never are. They don't believe in me. So, they're wrong this time. It sucks for them. Oh God, please let them find semen in my dead grandmother's vagina.
I know. And then I'm like, Oh, fuck, what did I just do? But then the audience loved it! They went nuts, and she looked like an idiot. Like, they were all like, "She is a stupid twat that should shut up!"
Who knows? I'm just glad I have a record out finally.
Well, have a good time!
6 titles.