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1. Doctor Who (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The End of the World (2005)
Quick word with Michael Jackson.
2. Prison Break (2005 TV Series)
Episode: End of the Tunnel (2005)
Is Michael Jackson still white?
I won't be that woman, Michael.
Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last.
3. The Big Bang Theory (2007 TV Series)
Episode: The 21-Second Excitation (2010)
That's the work of noted Hollywood costume designer Deborah Nadoolman. She also designed the iconic red and black jacket in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, which I've never watched in its entirety, as I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also, it's really scary.
4. Supernatural (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Benders (2006)
I lost some weight. And got that Michael Jackson skin disease.
5. Supernatural (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Wishful Thinking (2008)
Just take a look at Michael Jackson. Hmmm? Or Hasselhoff.
6. Bones (2005 TV Series)
Episode: The Couple in the Cave (2010)
Michael Jackson's funeral is on 24 hours a day. And nobody finds out about the coup in Honduras. Felt fishy to me.
7. Parks and Recreation (2009 TV Series)
Episode: The Camel (2009)
So it's The Last Supper, with famous people from Indiana. John Melloncamp, Larry Byrd, Michael Jackson, David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox! Okay, so, here's where it gets a little dicey because there's not that many famous cities from Indiana, so uh, a Nascar, my friend Becky, Ron Swanson...
8. The Goonies (1985)
More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
9. The X-Files (1993 TV Series)
Episode: Teliko (1996)
There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere.
10. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: The Bart of War (2003)
Now I'm Michael Jackson.
11. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Bart Sells His Soul (1995)
Milhouse, there is no such thing as a soul. It's just something parents made up to scare children, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
12. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Lisa's Sax (1997)
Michael Jackson still was black... those were the days!
13. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Stark Raving Dad (1991)
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson from the Jacksons.
THIS is what Michael Jackson looks like! You just look like a big, fat mental patient!
14. One Tree Hill (2003 TV Series)
Episode: The Same Deep Water as You (2006)
The things that take 14 minutes: boiling an ostrich egg, Michael Jackson's Thriller video, it also takes 14 minutes to get from the Melina Bridge to Tree Hill Hospital. In those 14 minutes, three lives hung in the balance. For the rest of us there was nothing to do but wait. I guess that's why they call it the waiting room.
15. Community (2009 TV Series)
Episode: Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (2010)
Who taught you therapy, Michael Jackson's dad?
16. Married with Children (1987 TV Series)
Episode: Naughty But Niece (1994)
I'm only working here today because I got no place else to go. I use to have a place to go, but then I got divorced. Yep... divorced. She got the house, the car, the money. All I got was the right to remain silent. But you know what really ticks me off is that Michael Jackson is married and I'm not.
17. Married with Children (1987 TV Series)
Episode: God Help Ye Merry Bundymen (1996)
Michael Jackson?
18. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015 TV Series)
Episode: Kimmy Goes Outside! (2015)
And you are gonna sing at the Grammys with Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson!
19. Saturday Night Live (1975 TV Series)
Episode: Alec Baldwin/Tori Amos (1996)
The nation is still reeling from Thursday's bombshell announcement that Lisa Marie Presley has filed for divorce from Michael Jackson. According to friends, the two were never a good match. She's more of a, eh, stay at home type, and he's more of a homosexual pedophile.
And so an age of innocence is no more. I myself come from a broken home; my parents divorced when I was young, so when Lisa and Michael got married, it was like my own parents had reunited. I don't care if - and I don't know if I'll ever lover again.
20. Saturday Night Live (1975 TV Series)
Episode: Seann William Scott/Sum41 (2001)
In women's health news, the FDA announced that it has approved NuvaRing, a new highly effective birth control device for women. NuvaRing is 2 inches long and releases a continuous low dose of estrogen... just like Michael Jackson's penis.
21. Trailer Park Boys (2001 TV Series)
Episode: Piss (2015)
You know what Julian, I'd just rather be alone right now, so do a Michael Jackson please.
Michael Jackson?
22. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990 TV Series)
Episode: Something for Nothing (1991)
Okay, why is Michael Jackson hanging out with that kid from Home Alone?
23. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990 TV Series)
Episode: The Young and the Restless (1991)
Will, for the last time we are not breaking into Michael Jackson's house!
24. The Golden Girls (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Letter to Gorbachev (1987)
And just yesterday, her biggest concern was whether Bubbles the Chimp was traveling with Michael Jackson against his will.
25. Entourage (2004 TV Series)
Episode: One Day in the Valley (2006)
Okay, see, after the year that I've had and on the most important day of my life you'd think she might ask what I wanted, a nice blowjob perhaps, where all I could do is just sit back for the first time in nine months and do nothing but admire the top of her head and pray that this fucking movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fucking Michael Jackson. Now I have to answer the fucking batphone when it rings three fucking times and it's fucking Vince.
26. Psych (2006 TV Series)
"Literally on fire" as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word "literally?"
27. Psych (2006 TV Series)
Episode: American Duos (2007)
Why would Michael Jackson sing with Roland Orzabal?
28. Psych (2006 TV Series)
Episode: Cloudy... With a Chance of Murder (2007)
Please tell me you're not one of those courtroom groupies that bounces from trial to trial. Wait a second...was that you at the Michael Jackson hearing with the sequined glove and the shirt that said "Please Free the Man in the Mirror"?
29. Psych (2006 TV Series)
Episode: Romeo and Juliet and Juliet (2010)
Please don't say that to Gus. Now he'll just tell you that Michael Jackson isn't dead.
30. Psych (2006 TV Series)
Episode: 65 Million Years Off (2007)
What kind of fire are we talking about? Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial fire or misusing the word "literally" fire?
31. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
The last time I flew here from LA, George Clooney was sitting two seats in front of me. With those cuff links, and that... ridiculous chin. We ended up flying through this really bad storm. The plane started to rattle and shake, and everyone on board was crying, and praying. And I just sat there. Sat there thinking that when Sam opened that paper it was going to be Clooney's face on the front page. Not mine. Did you know that Farrah Fawcett died on the same day as Michael Jackson?
Michael Fassbender?
32. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
August 29, 1997, came and went. Nothing much happened. Michael Jackson turned 40. There was no Judgment Day. People went to work as they always do. Laughed, complained, watched TV, made love. I wanted to run to through the street yelling to grab them all and say, "Every day from this day on is a gift. Use it well." Instead, I got drunk. That was 30 years ago. But the dark future which never came still exists for me. And it always will, like the traces of a dream. John fights the way differently than it was foretold. Here, on the battlefield of the Senate his weapons are common sense and hope.
33. Roseanne (1988 TV Series)
Episode: Sisters (1995)
Knock it off you two, Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie are more convincing.
34. Roseanne (1988 TV Series)
Episode: Halloween - The Final Chapter (1995)
Oh it's Elvis! Elvis, Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson.
35. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"
36. Saved by the Bell (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Driver's Education (1990)
Oh, gimme a break, the doctors who worked on Michael Jackson couldn't help this old heap.
37. Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
When was the last time you remember turning on the radio and listening to popular music? Or, just give me a decade. The 70's? I'm guessing - was, was Michael Jackson still black? Pearl Jam - I'll go back ten years with you. Ten years - 20 years, The Cure? Nothing?
38. The Facts of Life (1979 TV Series)
Episode: The New Girl: Part 2 (1980)
Let alone sleep. On a regular night I need 8 hours, if I'm dreaming I'm messing around with Michael Jackson, then I need 9.
39. Click (2006)
Michael Jackson, the first man to clone himself is now suing himself for molesting himself.
Once again, Michael left Donna in bed, confused and unsatisfied.
So, Michael. I have a wonderful idea. Your mother is going to play canasta with her friends tonight, so I thought: "What a great opportunity". You, me and Ben should go and have a boys night out.
He was a good man. I'm sorry, Michael. I didn't want to take him.
Michael, I'm an angel.
Michael, our clients are Japanese. They can't wait for their fish to cook.
Michael, like I said, good guys need a break. I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love, Morty P.S. Your wife's rockin' body still drives me crazy.
I know exactly how you feel, Michael, I'm so hungry, I could eat this quarter!
He's not, he's just doing whatever Michael does. It's driving him nuts.
What Michael's been doing lately is very unhealthy, he's going to kill himself!
Michael! You remember what I was wearing?
Michael Newman, I didn't know you smoked cigars.
40. Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
Excuse me Miss, what color is Michael Jackson?
41. The Longest Yard (2005)
Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
I love little Michael.
42. Look Who's Talking (1989)
Cheerios. How many diapers does he go through a day? About six. Who's his favorite rock star? Michael Jackson. Don't you think a father should know some of these things?
43. Chappelle's Show (2003 TV Series)
So, you don't think Michael Jackson is guilty?
Look, man, look. Michael Jackson has many faces - none of them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the eyes, not the noses.
I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!
What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators?
Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.
44. Do the Right Thing (1989)
Yeah? Well fuck you, too, and fuck Michael Jackson.
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45. Final Destination (2000)
I think so. Why did they make him look like Michael Jackson?
46. Rush Hour (1998)
No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me.
No it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito. I own yo ass.
47. The Boondocks (2005 TV Series)
Episode: Return of the King (2006)
Black Entertainment Television is the *worst* thing I have ever seen in my life... Usher, "Michael Jackson" is *not* a genre of music... And now I'd like to talk about "Soul Plane"!
Is this it? This is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once. It was a dream that little black boys and little black girls would drink from the river of prosperity, freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good-for-nothing niggers? And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. It's the ugliest word in the English language, but that's what I see now: niggers. And you don't want to be a nigger, 'cause niggers are living contradictions! Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggers wax and wane, niggers love to complain! Niggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggers love being another man's judge and jury! Niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! Niggers love to be late, niggers hate to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, "Michael Jackson" is *not* a genre of music! And now I'd like to talk about "Soul Plane". I've seen what's around the corner, I've seen what's over the horizon, and I promise you, you niggers won't have nothing to celebrate. And no, I won't get there with you. I'm going to Canada.
Will you ignorant niggers PLEASE shut the hell UP? Is this it? THIS is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once but it was a dream that little black girls and black boys would one day drink from the river of prosperity freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found, but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good for nothing niggers! And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word! It's the ugliest word in the English language! But that's what I see now! NIGGERS! And you don't want to be a nigger! Because niggers are living contradictions! Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggers wax and wane! Niggers love to complain! Niggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggers love being another man's judge and jury! Niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! Niggers LOVE to be late! Niggers HATE to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the WORST thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! And don't get me started on Soul Plane! I've seen what's around the corner! I've seen what's over the horizon! And I PROMISE you, you niggers have nothing to celebrate! I know I won't get there with you, because I'm going to Canada!
Huey, I just don't think I belong in this new world. I don't know if I need the 20 gig iPod or the 40 gig. I tried to download some Mahalia Jackson, but I lost my iTunes password.
48. Knight Rider (1982 TV Series)
Episode: Junk Yard Dog (1985)
Can Michael Jackson moonwalk?
I don't know if those old time heroes were so much. I mean they always drank sarsaparilla and never kissed the girl. Well what was all that about? Michael? Michael?
Hey pal, it's me, Michael...
Hello, Michael.
Michael, Devon is calling.
Hello Michael.
49. Knight Rider (1982 TV Series)
Episode: Circus Knights (1985)
This circus has no real value, except to the people who love it, the people who struggle to keep it alive in a world of pay TV, satellite dishes and Michael Jackson concerts.
Michael, I have that information you wanted on ITZ. Michael, I have that information you wanted on ITZ.
50. Rush Hour 2 (2001)
You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, *I* am Michael Jackson and *you* are Toto.
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