1-50 of 86 titles.

1. NCIS (2003 TV Series)
Episode: Missing (2004)
Way to go, MacGyver, if that were real we'd be washing you off the streets of Baghdad right now. Never assume that timer is accurate. The bad guys watch movies, too.
2. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: A Star Is Burns (1995)
You bad-mouthed MacGyver, din't you?
3. The Simpsons (1989 TV Series)
Episode: Black Widower (1992)
Thank you, Sen?or MacGyver, for saving our village.
That MacGyver's a genius.
4. Smallville (2001 TV Series)
Episode: Fracture (2008)
Does MacGyver blush every time he walks past me? I'll get something to jimmy the lock.
5. Chuck (2007 TV Series)
Episode: Chuck Versus the Sensei (2008)
Those seven years of MacGyver finally paid off.
6. Stargate SG-1 (1997 TV Series)
Episode: Children of the Gods (1997)
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth.
It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to 'MacGyver' a system for the Gate on Earth.
It took us fifteen years and three super-computers to MacGyver a system for the Gate on Earth.
7. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!
No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!
8. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it.
His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape.
Mac, whatever you do...
9. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Lost Love: Part 1 (1987)
Bring her. Go fetch, MacGyver.
10. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Ghost Ship (1987)
MacGyver. Great place to start day one of your vacation.
11. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Hind-Sight (1991)
Oh, wait a minute. MacGyver, did anybody at Phoenix say anything about my resignation?
MacGyver! That is just like you! Oh! You wait until I'm back on my feet. I'm gonna get you!
12. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Harry's Will (1990)
Now, Mr. MacGyver, I am in a panic. I do not seem to have a record of your first name in the file.
Yeah, it's just MacGyver.
Mr. Newberry? Hi. My name's MacGyver...
13. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Twice Stung (1986)
Oh, I've heard about you. You're the guy that does the whatchamacallits, you know: MacGyverisms.
14. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Honest Abe (1991)
I don't like this, Mr. President. MacGyver's an environmentalist. You can't trust those people.
Uh... MacGyver?
15. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: The Invisible Killer (1989)
MacGyver, when is your program starting up again?
16. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Strictly Business (1991)
You didn't really think I would retire, did you, MacGyver? I mean, do you see me playing golf? Can you see me fishing? The world's problems being what they are my talents are in greater demand than ever before. Also, you know, I must confess... I need the money.
So long MacGyver - rest in pieces.
17. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Cease Fire (1989)
So, how did you do this trip, MacGyver? Do you think they'll have a settlement today?
Thanks for caring, MacGyver.
18. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Dalton, Jack of Spies (1987)
It's a joke, MacGyver. It's a joke.
19. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Rock the Cradle (1988)
MacGyver, if you don't help me get her airborne, I'll lose the contract. Which means I won't be able to make rent on the hangar. Which means I'm gonna have to ask you to let me move in for a while.
20. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: The Lost Amadeus (1990)
My friends just call me MacGyver.
I told you, my friends call me MacGyver.
So I think I'll call you MacGyver.
21. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: GX-1 (1987)
You! You rat! You're the lowest! I should've know there was a reason you gave me the only 'chute! What's next, MacGyver? Perhaps you'd enjoy dragging me behind a speeding truck. Did it ever even occur to you I could have landed in a tree? Or in the middle of a busy intersection? What if I hadn't of spotted where you landed? Did you ever consider that, Mr. Improvise. And another thing... Wait a minute. Where's Starkoss? Don't tell me. You didn't make him jump, too, did you?
22. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: The Wasteland (1991)
Welcome to the Wasteland, MacGyver. Put it in gear, drive straight ahead for three miles and the next living thing you'll see will be me. I made this audio tape to keep you company and to prepare you for the bad news I've been accumulating about the death of this land that was once busy with living things. God said, "Let there be life," and there was life. Man said, "Let me develop, use and consume everything I can without thinking about the consequences," and this is the result. Charming, isn't it?
23. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Gunz 'n Boyz (1991)
Your project "Green the Scene" is workin', MacGyver, in more ways than one.
24. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: D. O. A.: MacGyver (1987)
His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything.
MacGyver! Look! Watch this!
25. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Brainwashed (1989)
This isn't funny, Mac.
26. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Murderers' Sky (1988)
It's getting late, Mr. Chung. Mr. Thornton called. He and MacGyver will delayed for about an hour. I thought you might like some tea.
I've already learned so much. Especially from you, MacGyver
27. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Squeeze Play (1990)
I used to work for the Reilly Fan Club before you stopped it. Do you think I could get your autograph? I've got $30 saved. How much does he want, MacGyver?
Give me your ball, son. MacGyver's absolutely right. Your appreciation of the game is payment enough for me. It took me a lifetime to learn, but... There are some things it's just not right to put a price on.
28. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Humanity (1990)
Mr. Thornton, Mr. MacGyver. I am Capitan Ion Cuzo of the National Police. I am the, uh, baby-sitter for you and the other delegates. This way.
Well, at least he discovered his own humanity... in the end. That's something, MacGyver.
29. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: The Ten Percent Solution (1989)
MacGyver, you look terrific. You should wear a tux more often.
30. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Legend of the Holy Rose: Part 1 (1989)
You're very fortunate to have such caring friends, Mr. MacGyver. I'm sure that your expertise would be very useful in our quest for the Temple of the Holy Rose, but, uh, as I said before, you're just too dangerous.
31. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Tough Boys (1990)
People, Mr. MacGyver is going to take over today, and I'm gonna sit back and see if I can learn something.
32. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Hearts of Steel (1990)
MacGyver. What's shaking.
33. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: The Black Corsage (1989)
MacGyver man, don't tell me this piece of junk is yours!
34. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Jack in the Box (1987)
Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work so when you hear the beep, go for it.
MacGyver, pick up if your there. You ever head of staying at home? Never mind. This is your good buddy, Jack. Listen, I got myself into just a touch of trouble down here in Bayonne County, Arkansas. Little hoedown town called Smiley, to be exact. In fact, it's more than a touch of trouble. I really out done myself this time. I need you help, old buddy and if you ever want to see any of that money I owe you, well... Mac! I gotta go! They're coming for me! Oh, god, Mac. Get here. You gotta come get me. I, Oh, Help, No...
35. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: There But for the Grace (1991)
Please, Rachel, Just keep trying MacGyver and let him know it's serious, that I have to talk to him.
You gave Doc and Danny a new chance at life, MacGyver.
36. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Hell Week (1987)
Oh, MacGyver... Thank you.
37. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: On a Wing and a Prayer (1988)
MacGyver, the next time you want to ask Jack Dalton to do you a favor, do me a favor.
Jack, where's MacGyver?
38. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Partners (1987)
MacGyver, this is me, this is Jack, this is your buddy. Give it to me straight. You know how important my cab is to me; it's my future. You scratched it, didn't you?
39. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Jerico Games (1991)
Hey, MacGyver! How are you, my dear friend?
40. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Blow Out (1987)
MacGyver, you could have been... What if that cement truck hadn't of been there?
41. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Split Decision (1991)
I don't know. MacGyver?
42. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Good Knight MacGyver: Part 1 (1991)
Well, like I told MacGyver, if anyone could trace a family tree, it's Dr. Irwin Malcolm.
Now, the MacGyver name disappears somewhere in the 17th century, but the M'Iver clan can be traced all the way back to the 14th century.
43. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Collision Course (1988)
You did it MacGyver.
44. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Black Rhino (1989)
You think it'll work, MacGyver?
45. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: The Gauntlet (1985)
So where are you from, MacGyver?
I fixed it. MacGyver style.
46. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: The Negotiator (1988)
MacGyver, the big people play their games. The world is wired a certain way. All we can do is... try to make it work for ourselves.
47. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Deep Cover (1990)
Baby Cakes. Creme Puff. MacGyver!
MacGyver! What are you doing in there?
48. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Halloween Knights (1989)
They've kidnapped someone very close to me, MacGyver.
You know, MacGyver, that's why you're so hard to beat. Nobody knows what you're going to do next... including you.
Greetings from the grave, MacGyver. As promised, I'm giving you enough evidence to shut down H.I.T. for good. Oo! And about turning myself in and going to prison, I, I may be reformed, but I'm, I'm not crazy. But don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.
Oh, God, no - snakes! Snakes, I hate snakes, MacGyver.
49. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Hellfire (1985)
Oh, I've missed you, MacGyver!
50. MacGyver (1985 TV Series)
Episode: Deathlock (1986)
You'll be the last one to die, MacGyver.
MacGyver! Come back!
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